What is the difference between a shirtless man on a unicycle and a man thats fully-clothed on a bicycle?
Is it called the “Naked Eye” because its open and not clothed?
Best piece of clothing I own!
when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory
My wife and I were shopping for clothes at the department store when she asked, "Do you prefer boxers or briefs?"
My friend hit it big taking pictures of salmon in human clothes.
He said it was like shooting fish in apparel.
Her: I’m leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour.
Where does Santa hang his clothes?
Why dont grocery stores sell clothing?
Because they don't know what the woolworths.
One of my friends told me he was opening a clothing store that sold everything except for hats.
I thought he was pulling my leg, but when I asked him, he told me "Yeah man it's true, no cap."
I just saw my wife trip over and drop a basket of clothes she just ironed.
Fancy stores are now adding bleach packets to their clothing that explodes if you try to steal them
Police say it’s a great a crime detergent
Why did the Psychic leave the clothing store unhappy?
because they had no mediums...
If you wear cowboy clothes are you ranch dressing?
What kind of clothes are made with Australian goose feathers?
What do you call a wolf in sheep's clothing?
My daughter wanted to clean her cardboard rocketship with her face cloth...
Trying to reduce the enormous amount of laundry associated with kids,
I said, "you don't need to clean your rocketship. It's not dirty. Space is a vacuum"....
I could hear my wife's eyes roll in the next room. Success!
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people around the world...
I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "
What's Shrek's favourite item of clothing?
What is a electricians least favourite peace of clothing?
I went into a clothes store and a lady came up to me and said ‘if you need anything, I’m Jill.’
I’ve never met anyone with a conditional identity before.
What’s a desserts favorite piece of clothing?
Do you know why table cloths are the work of the devil?
Because they are made of satin
Ba-dum-tssss
I went shopping for my son’s back to school clothes. We went over the list when I got back home.
Shirts? Yup.
Pants? Yup.
Sweatpants? Yup.
Nikes? CHECK!
Edit: Grammar
If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,
Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?
I crack bad jokes about having to borrow my parents old clothes because my job doesn't pay well...
What can I say? I've got my father's jeans.
A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing.
He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
I considered converting my wardrobe to house my board game collection, but was worried about losing clothing space.
What kind of clothing should a sheriff at work not go anywhere without?
What piece of winter clothing is edible?
Hey look, the clothes are on sale
A buddy of mine likes taking pictures of salmon in clothes
He says he likes shooting fish in apparel
Sheep in Clothing, Digital, Me
What do you get when you combine a grocery store and a clothing store?
The taylor at the local men's clothing shop kept trying to help me find wedding attire despite my wishes. He finally gave up and said
What do you call a snake that isn't wearing clothes?
What's an Indian Chicken's favourite clothing?
Weaponized clothing...
should be called garmaments...
I just saw my wife trip over and drop the basket of clothes she just ironed.
My friend is making a lot of easy money by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
LPT: A quick and easy way to make money is to take pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
I just saw my wife tripping and dropping a bunch of clothes she just ironed.
If you want to make easy money, just take photographs of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
A friend of mine is making easy money by photographing salmon dressed in human clothes.
It’s like shooting fish in apparel.
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