Clingstone Puns

A list of puns related to "Clingstone"

I guess I made a vertical bar LGBTQ flag from a few samples of different types of peaches (white, pink, yellow, freestone, clingstone) I grew last summer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gobshite-geezer
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Clingstone. Newport, RI.
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Clingstone. Newport, RI. (Kodak Portra 400. Kodak Reflex II. 80mm Anastigmat Lens)

https://preview.redd.it/s327oqzei5881.jpg?width=1575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2ec7f2236be9fd73de8186b13fc16407fd3ebc2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjifish
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The flag of egg inspired thisπŸ‘. Flag of the great drupe, the delicious peach πŸ‘πŸ‘. 4 varieties L to R, fuzzless pink flesh clingstone, yellow clingstone, white freestone, and giant green tinted white flesh freestone. All grown in my yard ❀️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gobshite-geezer
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Clingstone at sunset
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πŸ‘€︎ u/la_rodgers
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What kind of peach is this? It’s a white clingstone peach but what variety? About two inches in diameter and quite pyramidal in shape.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alaterial
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Pink Supermoon over Clingstone in Narragansett Bay (Jamestown) @markdphotos
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Anyone know if you can rent the Clingstone house?

I know Mumford and Sons stayed and recorded some music there while headlining the Newport Folk Festival.

Any idea if there’s a way to rent it for a week?

Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MYCATSCRATCHESWALLS
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TIL that the difference between freestone and clingstone peaches is literally how much the fruit’s flesh clings to the pit (stone). With freestone peaches, the fruit easily pulls away from the pit, while clingstone peach flesh stubbornly clings to the pit. thekitchn.com/whats-the-d…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DialecticSkeptic
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Clingstone Mansion, Boston [550 x 1687] flickr.com/photos/9651253…
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The Clingstone Mansion, a 103 year old home on its own island imgur.com/a/FX36k
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Clingstone The Charming 105-year-old House Surrounded by Water, looks a little creepy
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A photo I took of Clingstone in Narragansett Bay. imgur.com/VSftr30
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photo_by_MJ
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Wild Heart Live From Clingstone House

This was released on Apple Music earlier today. Definitely worth a listen to anyone who has a subscription/can find it elsewhere online.

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Clingstone, the house on a rock
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Home On the Rocks: Clingstone Mansion nytimes.com/slideshow/200…
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Clingstone - a solitary house on a solitary island. nytimes.com/2008/08/07/ga…
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Foggy morning in Jamestown, RI (circa July 2021)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane_the_Impaler
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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E or ß?
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
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Covid problems
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
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The Ancient Romans II
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
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School Was Clothed
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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Couch potato
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trick_Possibility_93
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Baka!
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concrete πŸ—Ώ
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My name is ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

It’s pronounced β€œNoel.”

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Why are people so surprised and angry about Djokovic being an anti-vaxxer?

After all his first name is No-vac

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That’s Michelle
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If Korean pop is shortened to Kpop and Korean Drama is Kdrama...

What, then, is Chinese rap?

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Notable mentions from the comments:

  • Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

  • French/Finnish art

  • Country/Canadian rap

  • Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

  • Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hootanahalf
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Is this sub still active?

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

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