I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.
After all, it's cooked doe.
Art class puns
What do you call it when someone mislabels a colour? A false acHUEsation!
A Shovel passed flying school top of his class
He is a real Ace of Spades
My son asked me if I knew any good chemistry jokes as he'd just had his first chemistry class. I thought about telling him one about alkalinity...
But then I thought; 'Nah, too basic...'
Hey Dad, you wanna come to Yoga class with me?
Dad: Namaste home instead
How often do pirate attacks occur?
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
A small boy went to sex ed class and then asked his father
is this a dad joke?
No, son, its not. he replied. Can we stop it with all the sex jokes please? they aren't dad jokes and probably belong in plain old /r/jokes.
Sorry for the anti joke here, but its really getting old.
My new job at the nuclear reactor requires me to take anger management classes.
They're to prevent meltdowns.
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
Is a class on cannibalism
If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.
They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.
Spilled some water in chemistry class today
A doctor was teaching a class, and wanted to give a pop quiz about tolerance and observance when dealing with the cadavers. (L) (On Mobile)
Teacher: “So I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”
The teacher has everyone turn their body over
Teacher: “Now I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”
all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first
Teacher: “Okay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”
The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked
As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, “now see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.
With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz
Thought y’all might enjoy these illustrated puns I found on the back of my English lit class notes from high school 🙃
My pal and I went to dissect insects in biology class. He looks down and says
I got bored in Online class
I hate my math class probability course
I learned about these people in history class last month I feel smart
I have a history class now.
I ain't that crazy about it. I think it's best left in the past.
We must create artistic compositions made of various materials glued on a surface for my Art 419 class project...
I guess I'll give it the old collage try.
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
I got an F in art class on purpose
I wanted my report card to spell out F art
My daughter says she's not doing well in music class.
She's having a hard time taking notes.
The first day of flying class, I looked down nervously and asked my instructor, “Wow! What are all these buttons for?”
He said, “They are used to keep your shirt closed.”
TIL of Private First Class, Francis Lipton— an American soldier in the Revolutionary war. Who invented a delicious new beverage while fighting at Valley Forge.
It was the first known casual tea of war.
Little Johnny is in class on day
The teacher asks the class, “ there are five birds on a power line, and you shoot two of them, how many are left?”
Johnny replies, “ none the rest flew away when they heard the shot.”
The teacher says, “ no three are left but I like the way you think.”
So then Johnny says, “ let me ask you a question. There are three women eating ice cream, one licking it, one sucking it, and one biting it, which ones married?”
The teacher says, “ the one sucking?”
Johnny says, “ no the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.”
Why should you bring a pencil sharpener to every class?
So you always get the point!
What did Matthew McConaughey say to his English class?
All write, all write, all write
The teacher caught me stirring up trouble in chemistry class...
...so she sent me home with a colloidal suspension.
Today's class
Me: What's today's Criminology class on?
Friend: Cannibals.
Me: (gasps) A Hannibal Lecture!
My son's literature class is reading Robinson Crusoe...
The teacher said there will be a quiz on Friday.
My son has a teacher who never farts in front of the class
Pay attention in class kids
I signed up for a Binary 101 class, but I failed it miserably.
Turns out it’s a Level 5 course.
HISStory is my favourite class as well!
Little Timmy is in english class
Teacher: Timmy, tell me a word that begins with M
Timmy: Yesterday
Teacher: But Timmy, yesterday doesn't begin with M, begins with Y
Timmy: But teacher, yesterday was monday
My friend found a custom pc case shaped like a boat.
I told her "I hope the USBs are portside"
My daughter was complaining about doing exponents in math class.
I told her exponents are easier when you look to a higher power.
My calculus professor was 16 minutes late for the first class, 8 minutes late for the second, and 4 minutes late for the third.
At this rate, he will never be there on time.
So, you do understand how constantly treating life like an improv class is unhealthy right?
What kind of shoes do you wear to biology class?
I just failed my Information Technology class...
I believe that venison made from female deer should be classed as a form of bread.
After all, it's cooked doe.
Every day, my teacher starts her class by reading a joke from r/dadjokes, but today she is absent.
Dad, are you going to yoga class?
Why was the mermaid kicked out of Geometry class?
She forgot her Algae-bra.
Every day, my teacher reads a joke from Reddit to start the class, but today she is absent.
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