Clasped Puns

It’s just how eye roll i guess

Now she is independent.

I wanted her to be strong and independent

My sister posted about loving my little ponies, and we got on the topic of rainbow horse poop jokes. My dad just pops in with this:

Dad - I can't think of one right now. I do, however, have a poem that is somewhat related: (first assume standard high-class poetry recitation position; head high, chest out, hands clasped behind back, heels together, toes @ 180 degrees, knees slightly bent): "In days of old, when knights were bold, and toilets weren't invented; they left their load beside the road, and went away contented."

"I was planning on wearing a button-down shirt, and then I saw that it didn't have a clasp in the middle. I had no belly button"