Please do not throw cigarette butts in the urinals
It makes them soggy and hard to light
If small cigarettes are called butts
Does it mean that people who smoke suck ass?
Cigarette Butts
So I'm a senior in high school and I was telling my Dad about how the bathrooms always smell like smoke.
Me: The bathrooms smell like smoke and they throw the cigarette butts in the urinals
Dad: (chuckles)
Me: What?
Dad: You're not supposed to put your butt in the urinal
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny
What did the cigarette say to the other cigarette?
I'm lit!
No butts about it imgur.com/inl7e6G
