A list of puns related to "Cigarette pack"
Holy smokes!
happy sunday pun-day
It was a smoking deal!
Just in the nic'o tine.
Thankfully, turns out it's in my blood. I come from a long line of Fathers.
A Hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.
A cigarette lighter.
He thought it was outrageously funny when we collectively groaned.
Three dads are stranded on a boat drifting in the middle of the ocean. They begin to accept the inevitable and they all agree to smoke one last cigarette together before succumbing to starvation and dehydration. They open up the last pack of cigarettes to find the final four cigarettes. As they hold the cigarettes in their mouth, they quickly realize they have no way to light them. Each of them sit in silence puzzling over the situation they find themselves in. Finally one dad exclaims he has a solution, he takes the last cigarette out of the pack and toss it overboard. He then says to the other two dads “Now the whole boat is a cigarette lighter!”.
I said, “Of course, give me your pack.”
He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, “There you go.”
“What’s that?” he said, all confused.
I said, “It’s a cigarette lighter.”
I have been looking through the top post when I came across one that said "what do you get when you pull a cigarette out of the pack? A cigarette lighter" hahaha right? I tell my friends about it since we all smoke and groans all around. About an hour later and a few beers I ask for a lighter since I had lost mine. My buddy (his name is actually buddy) says "yeah man pull your cig out" so I do. "What do you have?" "An unlit cigarette" I tell him" no a cigarette lighter!" Laughs all around.
Tl;Dr. I got dad joked by a dad after I told him the original dad joke just prior.
Dad's: "I'll have Marlboro reds in a box."
I begin to scan the cigarette dispensers with a concerned face. Moving my hands across the different packs I say,
"Sure you don't want them in a jar? Or how about Tupperware?"
If it makes dad's groan, I'll probably make a great grandfather.
I said, “Of course, give me your pack.”
He handed over his pack of cigarettes and I took one out and gave it him back saying, “There you go.”
“What’s that?” he said all confused.
I said, “It’s a cigarette lighter.”
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