There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
I saw some cows in the field smoking a joint and playing poker.
Absolutely NO smoking in this establishment
4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.
So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.
Don't know if this was posted here before
I tried smoking pot once.
My boyfriend told me as I walked in “hey don’t be alarmed but the toilet is smoking”. Concerned, I walked into the bathroom and found this:
Doctor to patient do you smoke?
Patient: yes.
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
In which part of Canada are you not allowed to do anything?
How much of Northern Canada is habitable?
What has two butts and kills people?
what do you call a weed smoking midget?
What do you call a family that smokes weed together?
What is Canada’s national board game?
My buddy was promoted to quality inspector for the Canada Goose Jacket Company. He doesn't like it very much though...
...lately, he's been feeling down.
What did one smoking pipe say to the other smoking pipe?
Why doesn't Santa smoke?
Because it's bad for his elf.
I had a friend who smoked weed on Mount Everest.
He told me he was really high.
There are 3 men on a boat.
Each has a cigarette, but nothing to light it with.
So one man throws his cigarette into the water, and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
What kind of batteries do they use in Canada?
In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
One prostitute turned to another and asked Yolanda, do you smoke after sex?
Yolanda said, I don't know I never checked.
If a midget smoked weed...
....does he get high or medium ?
I've been reading so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently, that I've made a firm new year's resolution..
In honor of Mother’s Day, I’d just like to say,
“thank you for your cervix.”
I've started a boat building business in my attic...
...sails are going through the roof.
Guys, today was my first day in the navy and I felt so lost!
He gave the toy horses a home in his ___
What do you call a couch potato that smokes a lotta weed?
My daughter got me a “Canada “ sweater for Christmas... I asked why since we live in the USA?
“It’s aspirational “ she said.
Ooooof...
hey, do you smoke pot?
because weed be cute together
Why doesn't james bond fart in bed?
Because it'll blow his cover
If you commit a 1st degree murder in Canada
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
I went outside to smoke a cigarette, and my ears started ringing
Didn't surprise me, considering how cold tinnitus.
(I'll see myself out)
Why should you be worried if you see cows smoking marijuana?
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
Doctor to Patient do you smoke?
Patient: yes
Doctor: marijuana, cigarettes, cigars, Vapes?
Patient: mostly brisket, and pork.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing poker
That's right!! The steaks were pretty high.
Some cows were caught smoking weed an playing poker.
Yes, the steaks were very high.
A farmer noticed some cows smoking weed and playing cards
The steaks were getting pretty high
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