What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?
A probe-biotic.
My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
...independent!"
What do you call a Cow in a Earthquake?
A milkshake
My daughter turned 18 today, so I bought her a locket and put her picture in it. As I gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, I said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..." reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
I need puns about wheel chocks! The more terrible they are the better!
When a man's daughter turned 18 today, so he bought her a locket and put her picture in it.
As he gently placed it around her neck, chocking back the tears, he said, "Well, sweetheart, I guess you really are..."
...independent!"
