¡A mí, me gusta mucha la idea! No sabía que se podía buscar Wikipedia al azar. Voy a usar esta función otra vez en el futuro.
Primero, necesito admitir que busqué al azar varias veces antes de decidí cual entrada de leer. Pero bueno, encontré el castillo de Chinchón, también llamado el castillo de los Condes. Es un castillo cerca de Madrid. Fue construido en el siglo XV. Tiene esquinas rematadas en torres cilíndricas. Se encuentra en buen estado de conservación.
No sea útil a copiar Wikipedia aquí. Por eso, voy a escribir acerca de mi experiencia con unos castillos cerca de Toledo. Nos quedábamos en Madrid en 2014. Nos habíamos prestado un carro (en España, un coche). Conducíamos a Toledo cuando decidimos visitar castillos vimos en el mapa. Visitamos tres castillos en el mismo día. No recuerdo los nombres pero todos estában vacíos. El primero era un castillo construido por los moros. Tenía un estilo claramente moro. El segundo era construido encima de una fortaleza romana. Era construido encima de un cerro que tenía una buena vista de oliveres.
El tercero fue nuestro favorito. Lo alcanzamos cuando era casi atardecer. Era un castillo de los caballeros mplarios. Tenía un gran muro delante y la espalda del castillo esaba protegido por un cañón empinado y profundo. Me sentí en otro mundo de caballeros. Todavía mi familia habla de ese castillo.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
