My daughter was particularly grumpy one morning even after breakfast. I gave her a single piece of crushed ice. "What's this?" she asked,

A chill pill.

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👤︎ u/Mahstir
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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Prescription

I was waiting anxiously for my mother to be ready to go to the store, when all of the sudden my dad says : Hey do you need your prescription refilled?
Me: No, wait what prescription? Dad: Oh never mind it just looks like you're out of chill pills.

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👤︎ u/GeeitsZ
📅︎ Sep 21 2013
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