Chicken Pox Puns

A list of puns related to "Chicken Pox"

Why couldn't Eve get Chicken Pox?

She'd Adam.

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👤︎ u/InterwebWeasel
📅︎ May 22 2020
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Chicken pox parties are for kids. Adults go to a shingles bar.
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👤︎ u/siphodeus
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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Humans get chicken pox while chickens dont get human pox.

Colonel Sanders just found a way to get back at those little bastards.

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👤︎ u/crazyjarvis
📅︎ Feb 29 2020
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I helped my dad with some roofing today, and I think that the house had chicken pox when it was younger,

because now it has shingles.

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👤︎ u/mttmllr32
📅︎ May 13 2018
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What do you call a Japanese car with the chicken pox?

An itchy Nissan

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👤︎ u/kreekkrew
📅︎ Aug 06 2016
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