What do bees get when they have an allergic reaction?
Handing this off to r/historymemes for a Belgian Congo comment chain
Metallica should open up a chain of mattress discount stores!
And call it "Nothing else Mattress"
No one told me you'd get an allergic reaction if you stood in between Anna Kendrick and Phil Collins
I didn't expect the Anna-Phil-Axis to be so severe.
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
A bad testicles joke may evoke great reactions
It can kick people in the groan
My post about chain link got reported and taken down
I guess someone took a-fence
My dad got his first dose of vaccine yesterday, so I asked him, “Did you have any reaction?”
My Dr didn’t immediately treat my poison ivy reaction.
He doesn’t like to make rash decisions.
I expect a reaction from you all.
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
Why can’t two elephants swim at the same time?
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
What would a 'magical (chain)saw which can sprint' be called in the realm of Middle-Earth?
In an attempt to bring great pleasure to myself, I'll post controversial topics in white supremacist groups in the attempt to get funny reactions out of them.
The Legend of Zelda is a chain
Pixar just started up a new chain restaurant.
A man is walking down the sidewalk dragging a long, heavy chain behind him. A woman asks him, "Why are you dragging that chain behind you, mister?"
The man says, "Lady, you ever tried to push one of these things out front?!?"
Which café chain plays great music?
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it
I guess it must be sprocket science
Why are chemists so terrible at telling Dad jokes?
Because all the good ones argon already.
I am reluctant to talk about my chain-link strainer.
Someone might think it is a fence sieve.
I told a chemistry joke today.
Where do chains go to rock out?
How often does a chemist tell a joke about elements?
I hear one movie theatre chain will have a promo ticket price of .15 when they are allowed to reopen.
What’s a bank robbers favorite restaurant chain?
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Chain link
I found a random piece of chain on the dog walk today and, when I got back I found another...I dont think the two are linked!
Moldova named the biggest mall in its capital malldova
What did 2 tell 3 when he saw 6 acting like an idiot?
Don’t mind him. He is just a product of our times.
I just realized why the game is called "cricket"
it's about the spectators' reaction...
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
What happens when an onion has an allergic reaction?
It breaks out in chives
:D
I had to replace my chain saw
The old one just wasn't cutting it anymore.
My left knee has never committed a crime.
I can’t say the same for his felony.
I stopped telling chemistry jokes
You'll get a reaction out of this....
Anyone who makes a pun about iron should pay a periodic Fe, I would stop now but that'd be Nobel of me, HeHeHe. Be sure to take a deep breath before you say "NO". At this point you might thinking we should get Iridium of this guy in rl too. I'll eventually run out of chemical puns, right? Na, which might be your mood coincidentally. This guy must be a fake as Silicone, he got this from somewhere to which I reply, Si, senor! I Cu calling for the coppers, but any "Bro" of mine wouldn't. Don't worry, the best ones Argon by now. Au reading this! This winding list is surely golden by now, right?
As we close this out, allow me to echo your thoughts one last time, Fr y'all.
"F"In"Al"Y"
This entire chain is a train wreck (and there is a lot more than this)
I borrowed materials from my friend years ago who is a chain link enthusiast. During a heated conversation, I exclaimed that wood is superior...
I didn't expect it but he took a fence.
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
Where do chains go to rock out?
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
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