Need chef puns and jokes

Work in a kitchen, and all the chefs today are working a long shift. Want to hear as many chef or cooking or catering related puns and jokes as I can to help improve morale

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TopHattedKirby
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 18 2022
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Have you heard about the Italian chef who died?

Sadly, he pasta way :(

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 12 2022
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There was a famous Italian chef that died...

He past-a-way

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Your_Enabler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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I hired a chef today

His name is Mike Hook

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/callmefinny
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Before The Bee Gees hit it big, Barry Gibb used to be a chef in an Asian restaurant.

When asked if he liked to cook, he said โ€œwell, you can tell by the way I use my wok.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bobo4037
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2022
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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day?

A hug and a quiche!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/koftechameleon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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What did the block of Parmesan say to the chef?

Grate job

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ajd416
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 24 2022
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what happened to the chef who drowned in boiling water?

he pasta away :(

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/muzzlim
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 13 2022
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Why did the Italian pasta chef have a foot fetish?

He was obsessed with bolognese.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AnxietyIsEnergy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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what do you call a chef that never gets the food ready on time?

A slow cooker

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Some-Register-3901
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 10 2022
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What do you ask a rasta chef? /r/calireggae/comments/voโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cali_Reggae
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 30 2022
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Who does an Italian chef make wishes to?

A fettugenie.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KingdomOfNerdz
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2022
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Chefโ€™s kiss.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cyber_nymph
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I heard sad news about my favourite Italian chef today.

He pasta way.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/berkleysquare
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 03 2022
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The Italian chef returned home after a long day of making pasta, but couldnโ€™t get into his apartment

He had gnocchi ๐Ÿ˜ž

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iwishtobeafish
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22 2022
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what do you call a chef with a pumpkin on his head?

Gourd on Ramsay

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hartoast
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 29 2022
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The chef was upset he kept messing up the seasonings for his recipes.

I told him it just takes thyme

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrAmazing3001
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2022
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I couldn't make it as a chef when I turned 18.

Failure to lunch.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/13toycar
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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What does the ramen chef say to his apprentice after he fucked up?

UDON have any talent ๐Ÿ˜ก

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jotarosmother
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 30 2022
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I just flew in from the Chefโ€™s Convention...

...and Boyardeeโ€™s arms tired!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CopsaLau
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2022
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Whatโ€™s a chefโ€™s favorite rap group?

Salt and Peppah

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Turtlepower7777777
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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Went to my favorite Italian restaurant and was shocked to hear the chef was no longer with us.

It was hard to hear he pasta way. I guess we forget how short our thyme is.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GumbyBClay
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 22 2022
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What do you call a Sous Chefโ€™s boss?

A Sous-pervisor

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Neutral_Monkey
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 19 2022
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Where do you grow a chef?

Bakersfield!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ForeverTheSadOne
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 17 2022
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Did you hear about the French chef who committed suicide?

He lost his huile d'olive

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ryuusabakuryuu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 20 2022
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What did the Italian chef make a wish to?

The fettu-genie

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ieatshit420
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 01 2022
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Did you hear about the French pastry chef who was annoyed at her Nephew?)..

She was a Cross Aunt

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RogerFrederer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 27 2022
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Sad news about the chef at my favorite Italian restaurant

A doctor cannoli do so much and unfortunately he pasta way.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/larryb78
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 02 2022
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What do you ask a Rastafarian chef?

What Jamaican?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Quasar9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 19 2022
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Man, did anyone hear what Chef Boyardeeโ€™s mom did to get him through cooking school?

Pastatution!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OLPopsAdelphia
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2022
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There is no I in chef.

Unless you're the chief.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Knight9910
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 30 2022
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You don't want to hear the jokes about the bad chef.

They are all in poor taste.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theonlyMOONMAN
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 31 2022
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue

I was surprised since Australians normally boo meringue

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Aneides
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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Did you hear about the Chef at the curry house recently?

He slipped and fell into a korma

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BigSmackisBack
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 15 2022
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I was wondering why the chef was out of work all day

He had too much Thyme on his hands

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrMetalhead3029483
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2022
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I saw a chef quit tonight because he hates Miami sports teams.

He can't stand the Heat so he got out of the kitchen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kevin-milner-music
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 28 2022
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Did you hear about the dessert chef that got fired?

Turns out he had a horrible temper

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IONTOP
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2022
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why did the chinese chef go on a break?

because he needed a wok life balance

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BakexCake
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 22 2022
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Do you know what happened to the Italian chef?

He PASTA way

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/justwander1ng_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 20 2022
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way

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Did you hear about the Italian Chef, who died?

He pasta Way

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 11 2022
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

Itโ€™s so sad, he pasta way

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/brainthinkin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 26 2022
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/athei-nerd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 21 2022
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What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a quiche.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lodiman77
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 16 2022
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Did you guys hear about that Italian chef who died?

He pasta away

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nugetboi7
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