I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why couldn't the sushi chef make music with his food?

He was out of tuna

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πŸ‘€︎ u/errsta
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2018
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What do you call chefs who over-season their food?

Thyme wasters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toxic_Gorilla
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2015
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Local pastry chef brings nightly donations to food shelter

Not all heroes wear crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/omnomnosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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An old couple sitting next to my boyfriend and I at Hibachi asked the chef when he'd begin to cook the food. He replied, "When I get around to it." The couple proceeded to hand him this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwesterntown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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Hibachi chefs practice Kung Food.

(I know Kung Fu is Chinese, but close enough for puns)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeckoDeLimon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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I want to write a story about a man who wants to be the best Chinese food chef. But he needs to get his life together so he can focus.

I'll call it "Wonton Distraction."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adez23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2016
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I don’t get why my wife complains about me not helping with dinner

We’re practically a fully functioning restaurant.

She’s the chef, she makes the food.

I’m the waiter, I sit around waiting for dinner.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Steak at a Chinese restaurant

A family walks into a Chinese restaurant and everyone orders traditional Chinese food except Dad.

He has to have a steak, medium rare with rice.

After everone finishes, the waiter asks if everyone enjoyed the meal, everyone agrees that it was lovely but Dad says nothing

The waiter turns to Dad and asks "did you enjoy your meal sir?"

Dad replies" it was okay but the steak was rubbery"

The Chinese waiter beams with a smile from ear to ear and says "thank you so much, I'll tell the chef"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave_o1987
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2018
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