He was out of tuna
Thyme wasters.
Not all heroes wear crepes
(I know Kung Fu is Chinese, but close enough for puns)
I'll call it "Wonton Distraction."
We’re practically a fully functioning restaurant.
She’s the chef, she makes the food.
I’m the waiter, I sit around waiting for dinner.
A family walks into a Chinese restaurant and everyone orders traditional Chinese food except Dad.
He has to have a steak, medium rare with rice.
After everone finishes, the waiter asks if everyone enjoyed the meal, everyone agrees that it was lovely but Dad says nothing
The waiter turns to Dad and asks "did you enjoy your meal sir?"
Dad replies" it was okay but the steak was rubbery"
The Chinese waiter beams with a smile from ear to ear and says "thank you so much, I'll tell the chef"
