Chasteness Puns

A list of puns related to "Chasteness"

Why was the virgin always running?

Because she was being chaste!

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👤︎ u/Sir_Pluses
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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Had new soft close cupboard doors installed and realised how chaste they are

Because you can't bang them.

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👤︎ u/the_merchant96
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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Why did the priest run away from the group of attractive woman?

Because he was being chaste.

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👤︎ u/YouHadItComing
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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Said this to my sister

Her: I'm being chaste! Me: chased by who?

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👤︎ u/nfreni
📅︎ May 18 2015
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