My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian...
It’s like I’d never met herbivore
How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but the lightbulb has to want to change.
How many dyslexics does it take to change a light bulb?
How many mexicans does it need to change a light bulb ?
Why should you never change clothes in front of a Pokemon?
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
What is the answer for climate change?
I don’t know but we’re getting warmer
Naah mate, just my pHocus is changed now
My mail carrier got a sex change, so now she's really a post-man ...
guess she had the wrong package.
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sí."
Her: I’m leaving. I am sick of you wearing a different t shirt every half an hour.
They said everything would change after my vasectomy
I really didn’t notice a vas deferens
I changed the computer background to a lizard.
Yesterday I changed a lightbulb, crossed a road, and walked into a bar.
Why are plants more likely to change sex?
Because theres less stigma to stamen.
If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.
All You Need Is Lunch
Do You Believe In Life After Lunch
Lunch In An Elevator
My doctor has advised me to stop drinking, its going to be a massive change for me.
I've been with that doctor for 15 years.
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant, a lot in my life has changed....
Like, my name, phone number, and address
I heard Dick van Dyke was asked to change his name because it was insensitive
Now he’s Penis von Lesbian.
Suddenly YouTube is recommending me nothing but climate change videos
Praise the YouTube Al-Gore-Rythym
Did you hear Elliott Page wrote a book about him changing his pronoun?
Lately I’ve been storing all my extra change in some bushes outside.
I’m starting my own hedge fund.
Why can't you change a deaf person's mind
They're not gonna hear you out
What do you call a flower getting a sex change ?
Benedict Cumberbatch got tired of all the jokes on his name and changed it to Benedict Batch
Now and later candies are changing thier name.
It offends those who have already done it.
My coworker was changing the ink cartridge on our printer...
Me: Have you been going to the gym?
Him: Yeah, actually! Why?
Me: Because you look...toner.
Him: God damn it.
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
I visited my retired parents the other day. They said they wanted some change in their lives.
I gave them two quarters, three nickels and a penny.
Whatsapp has changed its feature previously known as ‘marked as read’
What do you call a table whose design can be changed at anytime?
My programmer husband insists he has to be the one to change the channel
He has a lot experience working remote
I bought a chameleon and it wouldn't change colour....
The vet said it had a reptile dysfunction.
A chameleon went to the doctor and said he was having trouble changing his colors. The doctor did some tests and called the chameleon. He informed the chameleon that unfortunately he was suffering from...
My son told me he wanted to start a change collection.
I told him that makes a lot of cents.
My wife asked me, “Are you sometimes surprised as to how little people change?”
I said, “Actually, the process is the same. Apart from their tiny clothes.”
What do they call baby fish going through the change of life?
I bring my TV remote into every sports bar I go to so I can change the channel to whatever I want.
I was doing gymnastics after a part-time shift at the tire change shop, my coach asked me how I learned to do back handsprings without a tumbling cylinder
I said it actually just took me a goodyear or two
My friend just called me and told me he has changed his name to Spinal Column.
I said, "I'll call you back."
How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
I Changed All of my Passwords to “Kenny”
Now I have all Kenny Loggins
My wife has changed dramatically since becoming a vegan.
It's like I've never seen herbivore.
I didn't think a vasectomy would change my life that much...
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