My doctor says it’s terminal
The doctor says it’s terminal.
No more need for a cat scan.
A Leper con 🌈🍀
Germ many
A leper con.
He said "It's not unusual"
Two-bear-culosis
A terminal illness
There were two cows in a field, one cow says to the other one "Have you heard about this Mad Cow's disease?"
"Doesnt affect me" The other cow replies
"Why?" The cow questions
"Because im a fucking duck"
Twobearculousis
It was udder madness.
When I go to the bathroom, it’s a symphony of destruction.
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Park-in-sin’s.
then that’s hair loss
The next day, the coroner too turned into a corpse.
Cause of death: the coroner virus.
Because it puts you at a dis-ease!
Props to @smechcool
The Salmon Manila
Psychiatrist: That is the strangest case of parking sons disease I have come across so far.
I'm lucky my older brother told me about it.
But how can they say that when it cures salmon?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "You know, when I was a little kid I had a rare disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day to survive," he tells the bartender. "I've never heard of a disease like that," the bartender says. "I hadn't either," the guy says. "I'm lucky I had an older brother to tell me about it."
He has tumor
It's where your face looks Zacly like your butt.
Apparently the only one who can kick his ass is himself.
One ails ya, the other ales ya.
Shakespeare
Alzheimer and Diarrhea, cause you run to a bathroom and mid-way you forgot what you were doing
The so-called “best medicine” just makes it worse!
Tickety-boo.
Sir Curity - King's head of guard
Sir Ender - King's military general
Sir Cumnavigate - King's navy admiral
Sir Veillance - King's spies
Sir Ching - King's scout
Sir Vival - King's best warrior
Sir Nister - King's executioner
Sir Bia - King's ambassador to Yugoslavia
Sir Spicious - King's inquistor
Sir V. Chewed - King's slave master
Sir Lancealot - King's diabetes nurse
Sir Cumcision - King's health inspector
Sir Inge - King's infectious disease expert
Sir Jun - King's doctor
Sir Iasis - King's dermatologist
Sir Rebralpalsy - King's disability advocate
Sir Loin - King's dinner chef
Sir Up - King's breakfast chef
Sir Hosis - King's vinter
Sir Taindeath - King's daredevil
Sir Real - King's storyteller
Sir Rendipty - King's fortune teller
Sir Cuss - King's jester
Sir Tenty - King's prophet
Sir Burbia - King's city planner
Sir Plus - King's organizer
Sir Prize - King's party planner
Sir Pen Tyne - King's amusement park planner
Sir Rebral - King's advisor
Sir Cumference - King's geometry teacher
Sir Mise - King's historian
Sir Kitbreaker - King's electrician
Sir Culation - King's news editor
Sir Roundsound - King's DJ
Sir Renity - King's therapist
Sir John General - King's tobacco farmer
Sir Veyer - King's castle builder
Sir Vant - King's gofer
Sir Fur - King's lifeguard
Sir Factant - King's cleaner
Sir Plant - King's son
Sir Tainly - King's yes man
Sir Cumspect - King's investor
Sir Charge - King's tax collector
Sir Mon - King's priest
Sir Pent - King's herpetologist
Sir Ogate - King's regent
Sir Cumvent - King's risk analyst
The rest of the cast nicknamed him Emperor Palpatate.
Desperate survivors are forced to live in a post-alpaca lip tick wasteland.
Doctor: Let me take a look. Turn around. Ok, now turn back around. Hmmm... I see. You have a case of Zachary's disease.
Me: Zachary's disease? What's that?
Doctor: Your face looks Zachary like your ass.
I now have a minor cough.
Flu, cuz it ends with U
Don’t worry there are plenty of other people with it, It’s Not Unusual
There’s been a real up tick
The doctor says it’s terminal.
My doctor says it's terminal
My doctor says its terminal
My doctor says it's terminal.
My doctor says it’s terminal
Twobearculousis
My doctor says it’s terminal.
The doctor says it's terminal.
But my doc says it's acute
