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Lisa Kudrow - Celebrity Pun imgur.com/4MXiJvg
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Where did the car thieves go to celebrate after a successful robbery?

Carrabba’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idontgiveAdam333
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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People who celebrate Valentine’s Day are stupid

People who celebrate post Valentine’s Day are smart because you get more bang for your buck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Sign of the times
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RogueDisciple
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Day 7: What did the windmill say meeting her favourite celebrity

OMFG IM A HUUUGE FAN

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pizzatron574
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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We can’t celebrate New Years because then...

2021

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thr0wAway4M3sh3ll
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve

To the space bar !!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumbA5h
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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I met a woman once at a party celebrating my father's 50th birthday.

We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.

Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.

Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"

And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A__Wild__Goose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?

Gruyère

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Hear the one about the celebrity Italian chef

Last night he just pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Star wars celebrity names

Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.

Any others we cant think of?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ogzombiela
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Me: going to my friends for new year's eve celebration

My dad: See you in a year.

Ps. It happens every damn time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xKarmelx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?

Tony Hancock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitcoinBanker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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A Japanese zoo just celebrated the birth of a baby elephant

Before that nobody addressed the elephant in the womb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NathanielleS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: Eminem has just become the first celebrity to be diagnosed with Coronavirus..

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlySupaFly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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If the cameramen who take photos of celebrities are the paparazzi...

then the cameramen who take photos of poor people are the pauperazzi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RTXChungusTi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.

I was a party pooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GatorScribe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, β€œArrr! That was a costly mistake...”

β€œWe lost a lot of doubloons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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My friend asked what I was doing to celebrate my cake day.

I sat silently because I had no re-torte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g_cagny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Who's the most dangerous celebrity?

Britney 'Spears'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abowlofspicyramen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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What's a bumblebee's favorite celebrity

Orlando Bloom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k8lin70
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Excellent work, ought to be celebrated
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πŸ‘€︎ u/zuuuuzuuuu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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I went to the candle store to celebrate my cake day...

They were having a blowout sale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...

May divorce be with you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kinjesus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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What a sexist society we live in, today is National Daughter's Day and it's celebrated once a year.....

But we celebrate Son day every week!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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Trees celebrating this month as

Oak-tober fest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OshriM
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Today at dinner, my little brother asked me who a skeleton’s favorite celebrity is. I asked who, then he proceeded to Skeletor laugh and say....

.... Pelvis Presley

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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My wife celebrated her two year anniversary of getting a breast reduction

She asked if I ever miss them. I always tell her it was her choice not mine and that the mammaries will last forever.

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My wife and I just celebrated her 32nd birthday yesterday.

It was the fastest birthday party we’ve ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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My wife’s 32 today but I’m only allowed to celebrate my wife’s birthday for half a minute

After all it is her thirty second birthday

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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How do pickles celebrate their cake day?

They relish the moment.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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To all of you who have been disowned by fathers. In honor of pride month and on behalf of all dads of R/dadjokes I just wanna say, buffalo.

Because you can always be our bi-son, and even if you don't feel like shooting straight, we will always be trans-parent with you. You are loved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartingpinetree
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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"A happy man is one who has found meaning in life"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichKestrel
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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How do you call a fight between celebrities?

A Star Wars.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What is a cat's favorite way to celebrate?

A purr-ade

  • credit to my 8-year-old!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Yesterday I celebrated my thirty second birthday.

It just seems a little unfair that I only get half of a minute when everyone else gets the whole day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/killerbuttonfly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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I like celebrating Fathers' Day, but I'm not a dad.

I guess I'm just a faux pas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fat_Elvis_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I was driving behind this guy and realized he is celebrating a whole year early!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaggysnack
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day ?

They're very scentimental

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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My family just celebrated the 200th anniversary of owning a buffalo farm!

Yep. It's our bison-tennial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Are French speaking people celebrating 420 as well? Or do they just call it 80?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliveOcelot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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Did you hear about the buffalo that lived 200 years?

It just celebrated its bison-tennial

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Say "Happy Hole-y Days" instead of "Happy Groundhog day"

So that you include other later winter hole-based celebrations.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dore_Gnob
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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How do celebrities stay cool

They have many fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/howiewu0402
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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What do you call a celebrity that fell down the stairs?

A roll model!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tom2Tom2005
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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I think when this pandemic is over with, we need to have a day to celebrate truckers, for keeping the country running throughout all this. Maybe October 4th?

Call it the big 10-4.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ew0k5AN0nomi5
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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How do celebrities stay cool?

They have many fans.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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