A list of puns related to "Catholic Mass"
Pew! Pew! Pew!...
Christ Krispie Treats.
Me: "Oh so they half-massed it"?
Groans all around. (This happened 5 minutes ago)
“Well, son. Weight is your size in relation to the Earth’s gravity.
Mass is what Catholics go to Sunday morning.”
Because they have mass.
My mom owns a store where she does flower arrangements and cakes in a small town where everyone gets married in the same Catholic church. We were sitting around when she informed us that a cousin asked her about being her wedding planner.
Mom: "Honestly, I wouldn't mind doing it. I'm tired of seeing people mess up the ceremonies because no one knows where to go."
Dad: "Sounds like mass confusion."
Walking in the woods and 3yr old sees a bird and points. Grandma: "Oh a look a Cardinal!" Grandpa: "A Cardinal? I didn't know these woods were Catholic!" <Grandpa chuckles> Told my friend about it the next day and his response? "Well...they do have mass..." (Yes my friend is a dad)
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