My friend refused to admit that he couldn't catch any African fish.

He was in denial.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthEwok42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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What do you call it when you catch a fish on every cast while deep sea fishing?

A-fish-in-sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CodyMadeThis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.

One might say he is a master baiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Asked my dad why he wanted to go catch big fish as he isn’t a fisherman.

His response.... just for the halibut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bswenning
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I know how to catch fish, but I need a second person.

Someone has to throw them to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13thmurder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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How does a flamenco dancer catch lots of fish.

She castanets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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How do ewoks catch fish?

With their bear hands

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimbojoneshello
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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How do you catch a mag fish?

With a magnet.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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How do percussionists catch fish?

They castanet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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A fisherman brought in a catch of fish so large it broke his net.

He made a good bit from selling the fish, but unfortunately it was a net loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LgomaFxdou
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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What do mosquitoes use to to catch fish?

Mosquito nets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepBlueCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I threw Annett in the lake to catch some fish.

Needless to say she wasn’t happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alpha1rod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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I heard they've been putting electronic fish in the waters so they can catch more without hurting the environment.

Now that's E-fish-in-sea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenofire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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Kinda cool how bears catch fish with the bear hands.

Originally posted on r/showerthoughts

Edit: I’ve tried to do this for 15 mins I give up, I can’t spell... it should say;

β€œKinda cool how bears catch fish with their bear hands.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/autokorrekt42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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How do you catch a unique fish?

U-nique up on it.

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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How do you catch a tame fish?

The tame way.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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My mate told me about his secret spot to catch the most amazing fish.

It was a red herring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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How do flamenco dancers catch fish?

They castanet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acnine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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How do you catch a mag fish?

With a magnet!

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