A list of puns related to "Casually"
βTheyβre going to be napping papersβ
Me: "Are you roaring at me or is that a Lego monster?"
Her: "Its me."
Me: "Why are you roaring at me?"
Her: "Because I'm Aurora!"
My five year old daughter, everyone. She came up with that on her own. I've never felt more proud!
He asked a lot of softball questions.
Son: Dad, where did I come from?
Dad: From my penis, son.
Son: Uh... Thanks?
Dad: You're Whale cum
My father and I are sitting at the table . He's on his computer and suddenly....
Dad: Huh.
Me: What?
Dad: The Vatican is buying Chrysler.
Me: That's a little weird.
Dad: Yeah, they're rebranding as Jesus Chrysler.
groans
It was so naanchalant.
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The tur-KEY.
Also, the key to a fun visit to the zoo is the mon-key.
And the key to a great science fiction movies is a Woo-key.
To ensure the maximum amount of eye-rolls, casually drop these into the conversation several minutes apart.
She gets too agitated.
It was the first known casual tea of war.
A panda walks into a bar one day. He casually walks to the bar and sits on a bar stool.
The bartender thinks this is a bit odd, a panda walking into a bar isnβt something that normally happens to him.
He approaches the panda regardless and asks, βWhat can I get you?β
The panda grabs a menu off the bar, opens it and points to a cheeseburger.
The bartender is very impressed by this and so he decides to go ahead and make the cheeseburger for the panda.
The panda gets his cheeseburger, devours it, savoring every last bit. He then wipes its mouth with a napkin, impressing the bartender even more.
But then suddenly the panda pulls out a gun and shoots everyone in the bar, except for the bartender.
The bartender stands there in total shock, soaked in blood, and can only ask the panda, βWhy?β
The panda pulls a dictionary from his fur coat and turns to the bartender. He flips the book to the P section, places it on the bar, and points to his picture. Then he turns and walks out the door without looking back.
The bartender leans down and reads the entry next to Panda. It saysβ¦
βPanda: A wild animal that eats, shoots and leaves.β
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My father is fond of jokes and pranks (even though I only pretend to laugh .-.) but there's this story that I always would genuinely laugh at whenever it is brought up. So here it goes...
We've always gone to Church every Sunday when we were kids and on one of those Sundays, my father decided to make my mother laugh by shaving only HALF of his beard. So while the other side has hair, the other is shaved. He casually walked up to my mother and asked if he looked good in his "new fashion style." My mother laughed so hard she couldn't breathe.
When that was over, we got ourselves ready and went to Church. While praying, there was a bunch of people looking at my father. He noticed that as soon as he looked at those people, they'd cover their face, bow their heads and walk away. He felt weird. So he got into this 'thinking position' where he had his hands to play with his beard. And that's when he realized...HE FORGOT TO SHAVE THE OTHER HALF AT HOME AND NO ONE NOTICED UNTIL WE GOT THERE. HAHAHHAHAHA He was so embarassed, he covered his whole face until mass was over.
That's all folks. Thank you for coming to my dad talks .
Me: Dinner is served as soon as you dress the salad.
Wife: What are you thinking?
Me: Business casual.
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He's used the same napkin since 1974. He just scares the shit out of it.
It only took a million years.
According to him, their first date was "A Casual tea"..
I'll be going as a Casualty
To minimize casual tees...
It's called a casual tea
"Cow was your day?"
The family is driving down the highway, coming home from dinner. We pass road signs near the exit, one titled: "ADULT SUPERSTORE"
After a brief moment of silence, my dad says casually, "Going to keep driving, we've got enough adults in the car with the 4 of us in here."
I'm still chuckling today.
My Wife (from Iran): Casually leaves my house without telling me.
Five hours Later:
My wife (from Iran): "I'm back!"
Me: "Where did you go?"
My wife (from Iran): "I RAN off to work"
My husband & myself having a casual conversation about rice.
Me: remember when I made that real good rice at the chili cook-off?
Him: uh, yeah sure, I guess.
Me: everyone said they liked it & It was the only rice there!
him: oh. I don't like rice. I'm a ricist.
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
We were having a conversation with our family about cooking, and my dad just casually said to my sister (whoβs birthday it is tomorrow:) Hey how do you like your eggs?
Sis: well if youβre talking about breakfast I like them sunny side up! Dad: Oh, well I like them in cake.
I instantly cracked up, and everyone else took a minute. It must be because Iβm in culinary school.
I love you dad.
I said uh oh casual-teas
So a bus conductor in America was doing his job one day, happily printing and checking tickets all day long, enjoying the country views and feeling good about life.
A young lad gets on, chewing gum and being as loud and rude as all teenage lads are. Thereβs no-one else on the bus, so the conductor takes his ticket machine and bops the lad over the head, killing him. As expected, the Police arrest him. He goes through the legal process, a trial and admits his guilt, however the judge decides that theyβre making an example of him and give him the sentence of death by the electric chair.
On Death row, he requests 5lbs of bananas for his last meal, which is duly brought and consumed. As he finishes, the guards arrive to escort him to the chair. As the executioner flicks the switch, nothing happens. All of the equipment is checked and works, but has no effect on the bus conductor. Under the law, this counts as a reprieve and he is released.
He gets his job back and puts the whole incident behind him. Until one day, a little old lady gets on the bus and starts to pay for a ticket in one cent coins. After about 10 minutes of fiddling with change, the conductor runs out of patience and bops the old lady on the head, killing her. As expected, the Police arrest him. He goes through the legal process, a trial and admits his guilt, however the judge decides that theyβre making an example of him and give him the sentence of death by the electric chair.
On Death row, he requests 5lbs of bananas for his last meal, which is duly brought and consumed. As he finishes, the guards arrive to escort him to the chair. As the executioner flicks the switch, nothing happens. All of the equipment is checked and works, but has no effect on the bus conductor. Under the law, this counts as a reprieve and he is released.
After getting his job back again, life seems to go well for the conductor, until one day a young lady gets on the bus, casually putting her feet on the seat opposite. By now, the conductor is a little less lenient than in years gone by, so he takes his ticket machine and bops her over the head with it, killing her. As expected, the Police arrest him. He goes through the legal process, a trial and admits his guilt, however the judge decides that theyβre making an example of him and give him the sentence of death by the electric chair.
On Death row, he requests 5lbs of bananas for his last meal, which is duly brought and consumed. As he finishes, the guards ar
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Reading a newspaper, casually turn to my little sister and ask "can you help me with a crossword puzzle? The clue is Postman's bag"
Her: "how many letters?"
Me: "LOADS OF THEM!"
My bad mushroom pun has been avenged.
I was having dinner with my mom tonight. Burritos. As soon as I picked mine up, it ripped apart and spewed its contents all over my plate, the table, and my lap.
After I finished swearing a blue streak and started cleaning up, she just casually said:
"Well it is wrapped in a tore-tilla..."
So my daughter is in a group that lets one kid take home a stuffed owl for a week, and write in a book about what activities they did with the owl, and return it for the next kid to take home.
This past week was her turn, and itβs due to go back tomorrow evening. So tonight while getting ready for bed I casually remind my wife that tomorrow was the deadline and to remember to write in the journal.
I say βI wrote it on the white board so that we all have a chance to rememberβ
She replies βYou may have to text me from work βremember the owlββ
So I go to the next room and text right then and there: βRemember the Owl-amo!β
I could hear an audible groan
One of the workers said, "She's inside with Miss Dinah would you like me to..." I cut her off and replied casually, "They must be in the kitchen, I know-o-o-o."
Nobody laughed but me the entire way home.
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A casual tea
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