There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold
We call him the iron pirate.
My favorite Christmas songs are Respect and Chain of Fools.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
I pity the fool who doesnt get this pun!!
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
Changed all my passwords to Kenny.
Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.
Why did the fool start collecting little insects after learning about covid?
He figured he needed antibodies
What do you call a guy who posts a joke on April Fools
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to “Yler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
How do you fool an idiot into expecting something funny?
People say I'm not quite a fool
A bad workman blames his fools...
EDIT: tools
...stupid keyboard...
Easter and April Fools’ are on the same day this year.
For efficiency, send your kids to look for eggs that you haven’t hidden.
Yesterday, I ran into a Hollywood celebrity, who kept yelling , “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
I bought some gold, but I was fooled.
How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
After finishing our meal, my date said we should have dinner again
I told her I’m too full now
Why can't you fool a 2 day old baby?
They weren't born yesterday
My landlord says he needs to come talk to me about how high my heating bill is.
I told him, "My door is always open".
April Fools
One April Fools eve, my wife went to bed early. Just shortly after 12:01am, I went in to bed. I noticed I woke her up and I immediately said, “Can you make the kids lunch?” She was so pissed at me and stormed out the bedroom only to find the kids lunch already made in the fridge! AAAAAppppprrrriiiilll FFFooooooolllllllllsss!!
Edit: Didn’t get laid that night.
Fooled by her manager, she was.
I'm way, way too proud of my company's April Fool's bit: YOUcalyptus™, a brand new brand by Sheets & Giggles™
imgur.com/gallery/JolTuiG
I finally found it .. Rock Bottom
Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."
The priest then turned to her.
"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
My deaf girlfriend was talking in her sleep last night.
Damn near poked my eye out.
Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
How do you keep a fool in suspense?
Why can't a newborn be fooled?
Because he wasn't born yesterday
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday!
What do you call a three foot psychic that escaped prison ?
What did the burglar say after detonating a bomb inside Fort Knox?
Edit: Wow! This blew up! Thanks for the gold!
So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.
How to fool....
People into clicking on your post.
What goes in long and hard, then comes out soft and wet?
Google on April fool's day 🙃
Dad: Do me a favour and pass up the hammerfor
Kid: What's a hammerfor?
Dad: Hammering, you fool.
I once saw two guns get married.
It was a shotgun wedding.
A magician fooled a crowd by making it look like be shoved bamboo up his nose
You know what they say about cliffhangers..
Ahoy mateys, there's Fool's Gold in Cuba, Trinidad and Jamaica.
Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.
My wife said that everything on this subreddit was stupid, unfunny puns...
But I made this post yesterday that says otherwise.
Obligatory Edit: I have so many people to thank for gold, but I think this says it all.
April fools joke 2014
I passed my co workers a note that said that they missed a call from "Mr. Baer," and attached the callback number as the direct line to the local zoo.
Played out like this -
"Your local zoo, how can I help you?"
"yes, hello, I'd like to speak with Mr Baer..... facepalm I think I have the wrong number..."
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
When I was walking down the street, I ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
I ran into a Hollywood celebrity at a bar. He had a mullet and kept yelling, “I piy the fool! I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”
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