I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Not so long ago, I read a post named "Green Buttons: The Comment That Is Now A Post" (https://www.reddit.com/r/BrawlStarsCompetitive/comments/psykhg/green_buttons_the_comment_that_is_now_a_post). While it was quite... expressive, I mostly agree with it, especially with the part about trash gadgets. Most of them are flawed in their basis and need rework instead of a simple buff. So, I came up with some ideas for "trash" gadget section. There I will describe each "ten Brawl Stars plagues' " rework and explain why exactly they needed it, going from the least significant change to the most.
SOFT REWORKS
KILLER QUEEN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BITES ZA DUSTO award goes to:
Sneaky snickers - lasts for 4 second, but teleportation activates only by tapping onto green button again (doesn't consume another gadget) and not at the end of timer.
This gadget is not only very hard to use, but also very situational. Either you die before it activates, either you get camped at the teleportation spot, either you just waste it by simply winning the lane without gadget's help. It mostly useless - and that's the worst thing gadget could ever be.
Giving player ability to trigger it manually resolves two problems: early death and respawn camping. It depends on you when to activate teleportation, so you may catch the timing and return just in time, or may not return at all, using it as a bait. You can also use it to win the lane consistently. It will still take skill to use, and it still will be situational, but to much lesser extent.
STORMTROOPER BOMBARDMENT award goes to:
Air support - now rockets' landing spots don't show. However, c. Ruffs gains special radio visual and sound effect, signalising about gadget usage.
Air Support meant to be area denial gadget, keeping with theme of Ruff's 1st SP (Air Superiority). While delay between activation and actual damaging is long enough, what actually killing this gadget is a visible rocket pattern, which allows players to evade damage while staying in zone. It doesn't even take too much skill, I did it a lot of time.
Removing land marks will add a surprise element to the barrad. Gadget activation will still be noticed (with loud radio sound effect), but you can't be sure where rockets will actually land. You won't be even sure to which player gadget was activated until launch happens. You can expect getting a hit or two. Don't forget a panic factor as well, and you get a somewhat viable area denial tool. However, skilled
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Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
This is what I'm currently doing to load my semi-automatic pistol:
- Insert full mag
- Chamber one round
- Release mag
- Add one round to mag
- Re-insert magazine
Unless it's taboo or a big no-no, I was wondering if I can just drop a round into the barrel instead.
Edit: Thanks everyone. I have come to the realization that it is indeed a dumb idea
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
I already deep cleaned the receiver with IV8888 video so i dont think its a cosmoline issue.
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Bolt is very hard to close with a round and sometimes i have to slap it down. It opens up fine afterwards. I assume its the extractor? Its not sitting flushed with the rest of the bolt head, its pressed in a little. Not sure if it’s normal but otherwise the claw looks fine.
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When i pull the bolt back sometimes a rim from a cartridge in the magazine catches onto the bolt. The interrupter also fails at its job preventing rim lock.
Is there anything i should do or should i just buy a new ejector and interuoter?
S.D.M.G (Space Dolphin Machine Gun) is a Assault Rifle that's chambered in 5.56x45mm Luminite Cartridges (will only feed 5.56 rounds if the bullet itself is made out of Luminite, FMJ, HP nor AP will not feed), it's a bizarre firearm, not only no human being has been identified to have created this gun in the first place, S.D.M.G Comes in with a 50rnd box attached the the right side of the gun, the gun has an internal feeding system, which explains why there is no charging handle on the either sides, because there's a mechanism which can ready the magazine to feed the gun, with a push of the button nearby it, after pressing, a handle pushes the puts the bullet in the chamber, and getting the magazine to feed the gun, the ejector is above the magazine, which is where the chamber is located, the receiver is made out of shroomite which somewhat actually tends to increase the velocity of the bullet. Chlorite in the gun is supposed to suppress the recoil, and some Chlorite parts are steading the bullet into a stable position, increasing accuracy. The gun also posses high fire rate (not sure how to describe it)
The gun has no fire modes, however there is a safety mode
which closes the mouth, and blocks the hammer from hitting (mechanism which is supposed to make the high RPM in the first place)
Pros: extremely controlled recoil + accuracy, high RPM, thermal vision.
Cons: 10kg of weight, uncomfortable learning how to operate it, unless operated a LMG before.
Anyway... that's it, I am not a gun expert nor I know 100% about guns, but I tried to make a realistic description of SDMG
Realism doesn't matter, however I still thought it would be a good idea a realistic definition, one shotgun in TF2 shouldn't even work irl from what I heard (I know sounds like an excuse but I don't think it's severe)
I am Polish so, sorry if the English is bad
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
I'll be going from trophy road brawlers to chromatics. LONG POST WARNING
Shelly's recent Clay Pigeons buff made it quite strong with Shell Shock's long slow. Not like she's viable, but the meme is now good.
Stomper is always the preffered choice since Bull's new trait, allowing you easy kills with the slow. The survivability that Tough Guy gives is insane, even in Heist it will make you apply so much pressure. But if you don't have Tough Guy, Berserker is pretty solid.
Randoms that make want to 1984 my match always pick Recoil Spring+Shocky, even though the Spark Plug and Energize build is by far the better option always. Energize allows you to get way more ammo wasted with the insane heals, and Spark Plug makes every shot hit, while Recoil Spring doubles the ASPD of Scrappy. Quality>Quantity.
While Rocket no.4 is underrated and actually solid, the map control Incendiary gives is insane and adds a good amount of damage over time (DoT) to the IKE, safe and turrets. The big fat rocket Rocket Fuel makes is just broken, especially with the buff.
Fidget Spinner is way too weak even after counless buffs, and the amount of easy teamwipes done by Satchel Charge is huge. Demolition makes Dyna one-shot a ton of brawlers, and survivors can be deleted easily. Also, Dynajump's inconsistency and how hard it is to master makes Demolition the clear winner.
The heals from Well Oiled make Tick win very often some thrower matchups, since he can heal 800 health between each shot since his reload speed is so slow. Last Hurrah, even after the nerf, sends Tick's weakness to the ice age. Also, Mine Mania's addes mines hit rarely, and the three mines are enough to control the map very easily.
Speed and mobility added from Plugged In and Cheat Cartidge is very crucial for 8bit. Infact, Extra Credits misses way too often and Plugged In just holds Boosted Booster back. Also, Cheat Cartridge allows you to assasinate people easily with 8bit's damage up close.
Even with the recent buff, Protective Tunes remains garbage, while Tuning Fork's heals are insane. And so is Da Capo's healing.
BoF gives your team massive control, and Last Blast is just garbage. Both of her gadgets are also bad, but Pocket Detonator litterally deletes Penny's main reason of existing, and Captain's Compass makes you from garbage to garbage+ in close fights.
Darryl's starpowers and gadgets are all bad, but Steel Hoops is just better and Recoiling Rotator helps you with getting supers.
Even though
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