Carrot Soup Puns

A list of puns related to "Carrot Soup"

I asked my daughter if she knew how to make gold soup. When she replied no, I told her, "It's easy!"

"Just put 24 carrots in it!"

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👤︎ u/808gecko808
📅︎ Apr 30 2022
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Dropped one on my roommate.

Walked in on my roommate (vegetarian) chopping carrots for dinner. Me: What are the carrots for? RM: Veggie-burger. Me: I thought you said they were only good for soup. RM: Let's not split hairs. Me: Why would you do that? I thought you were a vegetarian.

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👤︎ u/Preppy-Punk
📅︎ Nov 21 2013
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