7 Hilarious Carolines Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter

📅︎ Apr 26 2020

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What do you call a group of women named Kara standing in a row?

Caroline!

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👤︎ u/falconman478

📅︎ Jul 23 2019

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What does GlaDOS do on Christmas?

She goes Caroline.

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👤︎ u/lintmonkey

📅︎ Dec 18 2017

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Grandpa joke

(My grandmother's name was Caroline. We're very Anglo.)

"Caroline and I had four kids. We thought about having five, but then we read that every fifth child born in the U. S. is Chinese."

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👤︎ u/TrindadeDisciple

📅︎ Sep 11 2013

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My grandpa's favorite jokes.

"Last night I dreamed that I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone!"

"Caroline and I had four children. We were going to have five, but then we heard that every fifth child born in the U. S. is Chinese."

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👤︎ u/TrindadeDisciple

📅︎ Aug 08 2013

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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Nov 05 2019

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As we were driving down the road, "Sweet Caroline" came on the radio. I said to my son, "Little known fact, Neil Diamond used to be called Neil Coal."

"Until the pressure got to him."

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod

📅︎ Feb 28 2019

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