What was the first thing Sinatra said to his parents when he was born?

Let me be Frank

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ursamajor73
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My local karaoke bar has just banned all Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Bing Crosby songs โ€ฆ

to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jaggington
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Started singing like a cross between Bing Crosby and Frank Sinatra.

Think I may have caught this croonervirus.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vbloke
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What is the best way of describing Frank Sinatra with his name?

Frank Singatra.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/toxic_dude22
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Back in the nineties, the band Sparks had a Vietnamese booker who wanted them to play a Sinatra tribute show

and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked

"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Onechordbassist
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How do you ask Frank Sinatra to be honest?

Tell him to be himself, that's all.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/7ggmma7
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What's Frank Sinatra's favorite cereal?

My Whey.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Uga1980
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This guy stops in a second hand petshop looking for a last minute Christmas gift for his wife.

The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him โ€œThis is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.โ€ He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining โ€œjingle bellsโ€ in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. โ€œRudolphโ€ โ€œFrosty the Snowmanโ€ โ€œDrummer Boyโ€ even โ€œI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clausโ€ in the best impersonations heโ€™s ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. โ€œ No no honey this works watchโ€ he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. โ€œNO honey it really works watch!โ€ โ€œIm going to bed, Merry Christmasโ€ says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. โ€œWAIT Honey, one more time, please!โ€ He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out โ€œCHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIREโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hipphazy
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I went to the dentist the other day. He took one look at my teeth and said he needed to do an impression.

To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GodNamedBob
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Ok guys, let me be frank. It doesnโ€™t really matter.

Either Sinatra or Zappa.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/labink
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