A list of puns related to "Sinatra"
Let me be Frank
to prevent the spread of the crooner virus.
Think I may have caught this croonervirus.
Frank Singatra.
and when Russell Mael heard of it he asked
"So, Nguyen, do I get to sing My Way?"
Tell him to be himself, that's all.
My Whey.
The shop owner directs him to a 1,500$ parrot who can sing Christmas carols. The man doesnt believe the store owner and asks him for proof before dropping the 1,500. The store owner locks the doors and escorts the man to the back of the store and tells him โThis is a very special parrot, before he sings you must warm him up by holding a lit match 12 inches beneath.โ He then takes out a match, lights it and holds it a rulers length beneath the parrot. After a few moments the parrot starts sining โjingle bellsโ in the tone of Frank Sinatra. Thinking this might be some cheap parlor trick he asks for several more demonstrations.. โRudolphโ โFrosty the Snowmanโ โDrummer Boyโ even โI Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Clausโ in the best impersonations heโs ever heard! The man gladly hands over the cash and rushes home to amaze his wife. He holds the match a rulers length and nothing. The wife laughingly says he got ripped off. โ No no honey this works watchโ he does it again only holding it half a rulers length this time and still nothing! The wife, laughing hysterically, starts going back upstairs. โNO honey it really works watch!โ โIm going to bed, Merry Christmasโ says the wife as she turns to head up the stairs. โWAIT Honey, one more time, please!โ He pulls out another match, this time holding it three inches under the parrot who then squawks out โCHESTNUTS ROASTING ON AN OPEN FIREโ
To be honest, his Sinatra wasn't that bad.
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