This entire thread of car puns
car puns
I wanted to learn to drive a stick shift. Thing is, I couldn’t find a manual.
Car puns are really tiring
I was gonna make some car puns...
It's pretty obvious, that if you run in front of a moving car, you will get tired. But if you run behind it..
..do you just get exhausted ?
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
Someone is stealing tires off of police cars in my area
The police are working tirelessly to arrest him.
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...
I’ve never been in a car accident
Funny how in the past everyone owned horses and only the rich owned cars, and now everyone has cars and only the rich have horses...
My how the stables have turned.
Edit: Wow guys, thanks for all the love!
Did you hear that a car full of garlic, ginger, and lemongrass ran a red light in the middle of the city, injuring tens of people?
It was a fragrant disregard for public safety.
What kind of car does an egg drive?
I told my girlfriend I was making a car out of spaghetti.
She told me to grow up and stop being an idiot. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
When I'm running late dropping my kids off at daycare, I call in to my 8am Zoom meeting from my car.
I call it, "phoning it in."
Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"
Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder?
Wife: ...
I took my car for a service yesterday morning.
The pastor told me to get out, as I was blocking the aisle.
A twist on the Car(go) space meme or whatever that is
you know what drives old people up the wall?
Tiger Woods was in a car accident this morning...
What did the new car sales guy say when the customer asked about the cargo space?
“No. No. This car go road.”
(saw a meme with this awhile back. Gets me every time)
What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany?
What type of battery do you need if your car breaks down?
What happens when a frog’s car breaks down?
Tesla's don't have new car smell.
They have Elon MUSK
- My roomate
I went out to buy a car today but I got too tired.
I ended up getting a motorcycle.
What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?
"Do you know what happens if a car hits a tree going 30mph?" my son asked.
I said, "No, I've never seen a tree moving that fast before."
"I sold my car to a guy without airbags," said my friend.
I said, "I don't know any guys that come with airbags."
Tiger Woods in a massive car crash.
Should have used the driver.
A women gave birth in the car
Her husband named the kid Carson
Dad puts the car in to reverse and thinks
I hope no-one is behind us
Car: *chimes*
Daughter: “Low washer fluid”.
Dad: “That’s too bad. I hope the washer fluid feels better, later.”
If Volkswagen makes a luxury electric car I want it to be called
A snail was zipping around the neighborhood in a car with a large S on it
I told the wife "Look at that S car go!!"
Which car does a rich asian drive?
The Car of the Year for 2021 as votes by Woman magazine is.....
I got in a car wreck and lost my left arm, but don’t worry...
I’m all right.
buh-dum-tsss
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself...
As I put the car in reverse, I thought to myself....
100 years ago everyone owned a horse but only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.
Running in front of a car will get you tired, but...
Running behind a car will get you exhausted
As I put my car in reverse, I thought to myself....
A man has been stealing wheels of police cars.
The police is working tirelessly to catch him.
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