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What card game do crocodiles like playing?
What do you call a Catholic's card-playing organ?
I was playing blackjack at the casino and the dealer let me pick my own cards.
So a coworker of mine mentioned having a deck of Elvis Presley playing cards...
...And I commented that it must be terrible for playing poker, what with every card being a King.
A couple of cows smoked a joint and played cards.
That’s right. The steaks were pretty high.
My wife can home to find I decorated our halls with playing cards and asked why?
I told her I decked the halls.
Why couldn't anyone play cards on Noah's Ark?
Because Noah was standing on the deck.
When chickens are playing cards, how do they determine who goes next?
Never get a tuxedo made out of playing cards.
A kid and his dad are playing cards...
The kids tells his father "Dad, I'm bored" The father then pulls out a box and says "are you sure you're not card board?"
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Because they were sitting on the deck.
I'll play a card game with you, but only if you let me hand out the cards.
I want to make sure we're playing under I-deal conditions.
Why have elephants stopped playing cards in the jungle?
They got tired of all the cheetahs!
King Charles only plays cards in the bathroom.
And every time he does, he gets a royal flush.
What do you call a prison where you only play cards
I could only see 51 playing cards on the table
I was surprised to find a Jack in the box
Why don't octopi play card games together?
Because they're solitairy creatures
What animal should you be leery of whilst playing cards?
How is a trex play cards like a gun store owner?
They're both small arms dealers.
Why was the dad sitting on a pack of playing cards?
His kid told him to sit on the deck.
I'm really into craft board games, so when my kid came up to me wanting to play "That game with the Reverse Cards." I replied..
My wife is leaving me because of my gambling addiction..
But I just know that if I play my cards right I have about 10:1 odds of getting her back!
Why should you never play cards in the jungle?
What card game do construction workers play?
Q: What animal should you never play cards with?
Next time my kid asks if I’ll play cards with her, I’m gonna say no
My dad being a dad while playing Cards Against Humanity
SFW: https://imgur.com/Yg6JRDJ
I understand that you guys all like to distribute the playing cards for each hand that we play during poker night…
But if you could just let me do it, that would be the ‘ideal’ situation.
Playing cards at the zoo?
Q: What zoo animals should you never play cards with?
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.
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A: The cheetahs
The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
Which playing cards are the best dancers ?
the king and queen of clubs
“I was playing cards with the natives”
“Zulus?”
“No I usually won”
Idk man I don't play cards
A kid was teaching me to play the card game from Solo, and he said each round you get dealt a new hand.
"Oh, kinda like Luke?"
I was so proud of myself for that one.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
You can say the steaks were pretty high.
A COUPLE OF COWS WERE SMOKING A JOINT AND PLAYING CARDS.
THAT'S
RIGHT. THE STEAKS
WERE PRETTY HIGH!
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
Yup, one can say the steaks were pretty high.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
That’s right, the steaks were pretty high
Why couldn't the sailor play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck!
Why cant sailors play cards?
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs around.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards.
That's right. The steaks were pretty high.
Why is it so hard to play cards in the jungle?
The only gift I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m finding it hard to deal with this.
A farmer noticed some cows smoking weed and playing cards
The steaks were getting pretty high
Why couldn’t the sailors play cards?
The captain was standing on the deck.
The only birthday gift I got this year was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I find that very hard to deal with.
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