It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snidawgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I heard that Tiger Wood's car accident was caused by a problem with his tires...

He had a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shrewlord
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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A man has been stealing police car tires

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismailumair90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My son wrote s symphony about not caring if your car's tire has no air...

It's written in the key of B flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.

He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakir13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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BREAKING NEWS: A man has been spotted stealing tires from police cars

The authorities are working tirelessly to catch him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucaTheDevilCat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Just saw a video of a guy sending his daughter into the store to buy winter air for their car tires.

Any other good jokes like that to play on my family?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Limited_myLes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Mom complained when I asked for a few dollars in quarters to fill up my car’s tires.

Dad looked at me, shrugged and said β€œInflation.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjlet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why did the car stop working after it got its tires changed?

Because it was retired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ethanol314
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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My friend was changing a tire when he dropped the car on his foot.

now he needs a toe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hard-Banana
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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I taught my pet rodent to chew holes in car tires.

He is now my little "Deflator Mouse".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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I bought a car that has a wooden engine, wooden tires, wooden steering wheel, and wooden seats.

Problem is it wooden start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amiradzim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Recently I took my family on a road trip, and we got a flat tire. When my daughter got out of the car to help, she almost got hit by a car.

Good thing she wasn't, that trip would've been short-lived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SPONGEROBERT123
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What's the best vegetable to have in your car if you have a flat tire?

Asparagus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDeathtune
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I got a screw in my car tire today...

...I had no idea my wife and I could even fit in there!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blochow2001
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What did the car's front tire say to the rear tire?

I'll see you around!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Got new tires on my car last week

Dad said i look tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathposi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2020
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Did you guys hear there's a theif going around stealing police cars tires?

Police are working tirelessly trying to find them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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In preparation for winter, I mounted my car's snow tires this weekend.

Now there's a tiring job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uranus_be_cold
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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My car tire company became successful

It gained traction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrToastyToast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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One of my favorite times in my life was when my brothers put me in car tires and pushed me down hills

They were Goodyear’s

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lZombieChaserl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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Finally got around to putting summer tires on my car

It was pretty tiring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeWarm74
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Got a flat tire on my car today. I should have brought...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StayWoke11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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I have to get new tires on my car.

Then it’ll be retired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glammax
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What did the tire say to the car

This job is so tireing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/memez-plz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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My wife told me to go air up my car tires so I got out 75 cents but it turns out its a dollar now

I guess the air compressor market is experiencing a bit of inflation.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumasymptote
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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My dad told me he wanted to make a table out of car tires.

He said it may take a good year or two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icy9kills
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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What did the car say to the tires?

Thanks for keeping it wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n00nexj
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why can’t some car tires perform?

They’re under too much pressure.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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What do car tires say when they are riding on a roller coaster?

Wheeeeeeee-ls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Invisibirb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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The wife said one of the tires on her car needed more pressure

so I told it if I don't seen any improvement in it's sales number this quarter, its fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/upparoom
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2015
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My car got 4 flat tires and I had to replace them all. But after that, now it won't work at all!

I guess I shouldn't have retired it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2017
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"Dad when was the last time you rotated your car's tires?"

Dad: "They rotate every time the car moves."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewhashish
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2014
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We were waiting while new tires got put on the car and my son knocked on the wall...

After a second, he said "nobody's answering". I replied "do you know why?" My wife braced herself when he said no and I said "because they're all tired."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2015
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Someone stole the tires off a police car

They’re working tirelessly to catch them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jerryattrix
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it coasts 1.50. You know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HoshForce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Wanted: man has been stealing tires off police cars.

Authorities have been working tirelessly to catch him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFunny_15_T0x1c
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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A man is stealing tires from police cars

The police are working tirelessly to catch him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetalHybrid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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A man steals the tires of a police car

The policemen are working tirelessly to get him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Redditermination
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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What did the car's front tire say to the rear tire?

Why so low? Are you tired?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Did you hear about the guy stealing police car tires?

They are working tirelessly to catch him!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/razorbeets
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Someone stole the tires off all the police cars.

The cops are working on it tirelessly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rathabro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Air for your car tires used to be free, but now it's a dollar or more.

Inflation can really blow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakerkc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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It used to be free to fill your car tire up with air. Now it costs 1.50.

Inflation...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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