A list of puns related to "Car Mechanic"
He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can't review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.
An Audi
They never check under the hood.
He woke up oily in the morning
Me: Iron Man dies at the end.
He replied, “Probably because it doesn’t know all the lyrics.”
He ordered vanilla ice cream and gobbles it down before going back to the mechanic.
Mechanic: It looks like you blew a seal.
Penguin: Ah no that’s just ice cream.
It replied "no thanks, I've just retired."
I’d love to say they did a good job, but it feels like it’s really braking.
It looked exhausting
You know, just some idle banter.
I never knew this is what he meant when he said he was retiring.
He was tireless.
Car-patch-io
Beep repaired!
Brother: It would be crazy if they didn't label keys by their owner's car. How would they know which key belonged to which car?
Dad: It would be anarchy.
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