Should have used the driver.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
You can't blame anyone else that's your own asphalt!
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
St Peter says to the nuns "Given you are nuns and have devoted your life to good works you only need to answer a single question each to enter Heaven."
He looks to the first nun and asks "where did the first woman live?"
The first nun quickly replied "the garden of Eden".
St Peter nods approval and looks to the second nun "what was the name of the first woman?"
The second nun pauses for a second and then replies "Eve."
"Well done!" Says St Peter before turning to the third nun and saying "As the Mother Superior you should be able to answer this; what did Eve say to Adam when she first saw him?"
The Mother Superior furrows her brow and says "oh, that's a hard one".
"Correct!" Says St Peter. "You may enter."
Your Mercedes bends
A Tyrannosaurus Wreck.
It’s all over next weeks papers
Cop 2: Maybenhe wanted to see his Mercedes-bend
Car:*Crashes and engine starts setting on fire*
My dad: *escapes burning car*
Me: *Stuck*
Me:"DAD QUICK HELP I'M STUCK AND THE CAR IS GONNA BLOW SOON"
My dad:"Hi Stuck im dad"
No Collision!
The doctor informed him he had a cancussion.
He got distracted by the zebra crossing.
Volkswagenhitinvan.
Doctors say he may never walk again...
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
