I used to be a crustaceologist that specialised in lobsters. I loved what I did, but I couldn't even get out of the house on my own after the accident, much less go to work. I fell into a deep depression.
My scientist friends wanted to cheer me up, and so they engineered a robot lobster that I could take care of. It was incredibly smart and slowly became my best friend. It was incredibly friendly and playful. It made every day a little bit brighter. I loved it like my own child. I named it Amy, after my beloved daughter that had moved away. For the first time since my disability, I started to feel truly happy. Motivated, I decided to go for brain surgery and finally get past the entire incident. It was risky, but I made it through. Life is better than its ever been now, and I owe it all to that one robot that changed it all.
Everything is so much better now, all thanks to my Lob-bot amy
He didn't drive straight.
He was temper errorly disabled
Should have used the driver.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
You can't blame anyone else that's your own asphalt!
Witnesses claim they didn't see it coming
Your Mercedes bends
A Tyrannosaurus Wreck.
Cop 2: Maybenhe wanted to see his Mercedes-bend
It’s all over next weeks papers
Car:*Crashes and engine starts setting on fire*
My dad: *escapes burning car*
Me: *Stuck*
Me:"DAD QUICK HELP I'M STUCK AND THE CAR IS GONNA BLOW SOON"
My dad:"Hi Stuck im dad"
The doctor informed him he had a cancussion.
No Collision!
He got distracted by the zebra crossing.
Volkswagenhitinvan.
Doctors say he may never walk again...
A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks
