Why can't you trust a sleeping dog?
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call a dog that can't bark?
I can't take my dog to the park anymore, he gets attacked by ducks every time I we go for a walk.
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
I can't use toilet paper that has a picture of a dog on it
Can't remember where I heard this one, but... I took my kids to this new zoo, but all it had was a single dog
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him.
I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.
My dog can't say " w " which is a pretty big problem when he tries to bark " woof "
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle!
Remember, you can't teach an old dog new tricks
But you can teach old people dog tricks.
Sometimes my dog licks my feet and I can't stand it...
I'm lick toes intolerant.
Need help in the garden? Can't carry all your tools? Get a happy dog!
A dog cant use an MRI machine
My SO and I were just discussing how our friends named their new dog Mariota or Yoda for short and he said, "I can't see that name sticking for too long...it sounds forced." Ba dum tssss.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the lake anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the park without all the ducks attacking him
I shouldn't have gotten a pure bread.
I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..
I guess that's what I get for having a pure bred dog
I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him
That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep attacking him.
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bread.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him....
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.
Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?
Because dogs can't whistle
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