Why can't you trust a sleeping dog?

Because they lie.

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📅︎ Jul 22 2022
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him

That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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👤︎ u/namocaw
📅︎ May 08 2022
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What do you call a dog that can't bark?

A hush puppy

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📅︎ Jan 23 2022
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I can't take my dog to the park anymore, he gets attacked by ducks every time I we go for a walk.

I guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.

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👤︎ u/hdwilli3
📅︎ Aug 27 2021
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I can't use toilet paper that has a picture of a dog on it

it's way to ruff

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📅︎ Nov 22 2021
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Can't remember where I heard this one, but... I took my kids to this new zoo, but all it had was a single dog

It was a Shih Tzu

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📅︎ Dec 22 2021
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I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.

I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog

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👤︎ u/tgm810
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep biting him.

I should have known this would happen. He's pure bread.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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My dog can't say " w " which is a pretty big problem when he tries to bark " woof "

Oof

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📅︎ Aug 19 2021
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A dog can't read an MRI.

But catscan.

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👤︎ u/FriskySour
📅︎ Mar 31 2017
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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle!

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👤︎ u/kennyj2369
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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Remember, you can't teach an old dog new tricks

But you can teach old people dog tricks.

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📅︎ Apr 13 2020
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Sometimes my dog licks my feet and I can't stand it...

I'm lick toes intolerant.

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👤︎ u/kettykie
📅︎ Jan 30 2020
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Need help in the garden? Can't carry all your tools? Get a happy dog!

The tail is a wagon!

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👤︎ u/breakone9r
📅︎ Jan 28 2020
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A dog cant use an MRI machine

But catscan

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👤︎ u/peefdaddy
📅︎ Aug 31 2017
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My SO and I were just discussing how our friends named their new dog Mariota or Yoda for short and he said, "I can't see that name sticking for too long...it sounds forced." Ba dum tssss.
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👤︎ u/lydell
📅︎ Aug 02 2016
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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📅︎ Jul 19 2021
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keeps attacking him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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📅︎ Apr 15 2020
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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📅︎ Jul 25 2021
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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📅︎ Jun 26 2021
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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👤︎ u/jesterpwns
📅︎ Jun 25 2021
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I can't take my dog to the lake anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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📅︎ Apr 19 2021
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We can't take our dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...

Guess that's what we get for buying a pure bread dog...

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📅︎ Oct 05 2017
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..

Guess that's what I get for having a pure bread dog.

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👤︎ u/zurcatnas
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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I can't take my dog to the park without all the ducks attacking him

I shouldn't have gotten a pure bread.

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👤︎ u/mcerk02
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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I can't take my dog to the pond any more, the ducks keep attacking him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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👤︎ u/anshbob
📅︎ Jul 31 2020
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him...

Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog...

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📅︎ Feb 27 2019
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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📅︎ Apr 17 2019
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him..

I guess that's what I get for having a pure bred dog

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👤︎ u/Armyman194
📅︎ Jul 27 2019
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I can't take my dog to the pond for exercise because the ducks keep attacking him

That's what you get for buying a pure bread dog

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📅︎ Mar 29 2020
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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I can't take my dog to the park anymore. The ducks keep attacking him.

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure-bread.

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📅︎ Jun 27 2019
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him....

I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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👤︎ u/tekprojekt
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle.

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📅︎ Dec 31 2016
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I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him.

Guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

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📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle

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👤︎ u/Alphabet-
📅︎ Feb 25 2017
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