What did the cannibalistic comedian say when the audience was hard to eat?

"Tough crowd."

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📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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A cannibalistic tribe was arguing about which person they should eat first...

...when a frustrated cannibal threw up his hands.

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👤︎ u/butterymix
📅︎ Nov 22 2020
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What did the cannibalistic lion do when he went to apologize?

He swallowed his pride.

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Did you hear about the cannibalistic pirate?

Arm ate he.

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📅︎ May 31 2020
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Why did the cannibalistic Roman slave warrior show no remorse over his recent female victim?

Because he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/assafstone
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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If a comedian gets boiled for the cannibalistic tribe's dinner...

Does that mean he became a laughing stock?

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📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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Russell Crowe to star in a new film about a cannibalistic husband...

It's called.... Glad He Ate Her.

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👤︎ u/spankyham
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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"Vegetable soup" in a cannibalist society would be very different
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👤︎ u/ooky_pooky
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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