Necrophiliac Puns

A list of puns related to "Necrophiliac"

What do you call a horny necrophiliac at a funeral?

“Mourning Wood”

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👤︎ u/massive_diarrhea
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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Necrophiliacs love it when...

...they can hook up with some body.

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👤︎ u/MaenHoffiCoffi
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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A necrophiliac walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What's your pleasure?".

He replies "I'd love to have a cold one."

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👤︎ u/phillydog1
📅︎ May 01 2019
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What does a necrophiliac get at an open casket funeral?

Mourning wood.

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👤︎ u/SansCulture
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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What does a necrophiliac do?

Put the D in death

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👤︎ u/TheEdgeLorde
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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What did the necrophiliac seek at the cemetery?

Some body to love.

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👤︎ u/StanggTwin
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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Sleeping with the Fishes: Necrophiliac's Ultimate Wet Dream

Cross post from /r/sixwordstories

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👤︎ u/whygeorgia
📅︎ Jul 31 2017
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When a close friend dies, male necrophiliacs could experience mourningwood.
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👤︎ u/ClancyKnoxville
📅︎ Aug 27 2014
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Puns are dead

I never really liked Jim in the first place. But then I found out he was a necrophiliac, that was the final nail in the coffin for me

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👤︎ u/iFuJ
📅︎ Feb 08 2013
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"Serenity Now!" Tom screamed, malcontentedly waiting for his favorite show to start.

Feel free to join us over at /r/TomSwifties if this sort of masochism works for you!

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"Quick! Hide all the religious pamphlets!" said Tom distractingly.
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"I think I'm becoming a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead earnest.
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"Now I can do some painting," said Tom easily.

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👤︎ u/ArchGoodwin
📅︎ May 16 2012
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