The Necrophiliac Puns

A list of puns related to "The Necrophiliac"

Did you guys hear there's a necrophiliac on the loose?

Look alive!

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👤︎ u/Electronic_Beyond694
📅︎ Jun 24 2021
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A necrophiliac walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What's your pleasure?".

He replies "I'd love to have a cold one."

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👤︎ u/phillydog1
📅︎ May 01 2019
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What did the necrophiliac seek at the cemetery?

Some body to love.

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👤︎ u/StanggTwin
📅︎ Oct 25 2018
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Sleeping with the Fishes: Necrophiliac's Ultimate Wet Dream

Cross post from /r/sixwordstories

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👤︎ u/whygeorgia
📅︎ Jul 31 2017
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Puns are dead

I never really liked Jim in the first place. But then I found out he was a necrophiliac, that was the final nail in the coffin for me

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👤︎ u/iFuJ
📅︎ Feb 08 2013
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"Serenity Now!" Tom screamed, malcontentedly waiting for his favorite show to start.

Feel free to join us over at /r/TomSwifties if this sort of masochism works for you!

Meanwhile... .
"Quick! Hide all the religious pamphlets!" said Tom distractingly.
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"I think I'm becoming a homosexual necrophiliac," said Tom, in dead earnest.
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"Now I can do some painting," said Tom easily.

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👤︎ u/ArchGoodwin
📅︎ May 16 2012
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