What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?

Pita Parker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barcosbarcos
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I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?

Why not FE-male??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/COVID19_4Lyf
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What do you call the man who lives without technology and got amputated to the elbows?

Armish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AXLISMYGOD
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What do you call a man looking for his wife in the woods?

A dear hunter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/revenges_captain
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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What do you call a Mexican man leaving the hospital?

Manuele

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billynotsilly-
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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What do you call a man in the resistance army?

Rhoman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyjarvis
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Why did the German man call the police on Christmas day?

Because his bread was Stollen!

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I saw a man collapse on the pavement and clutch his chest. He begged me to call him a doctor.

So I said: "You're a doctor."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yokelwombat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What did the Baltimore man call his older girlfriend?

Old Bae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoriousEgret
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

credit: /u/Mustardbyname at /r/Jokes/comments/d2ngk7/its_my_cake_day_today_so_ill_give_you_one_of_my/

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aaaqqq
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?

The Flying Dutchman

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattoo-matte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I was teaching political correctness to my niece and I said, "Ok let's say there's someone named Michael or Mike for short, and if Mike delivers mail, he's a Mail-man. Similarly if there's someone named Jennifer who's doing the same job what would you call her?"

"Jenny"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nikhil48
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What do you call a man that tells the future and has four dark spots around him?

A foreshadow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Honeytoast123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Edited because I used the darker version by mistake

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What do you call a French man in the water?

Pierre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minime9990
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What do you call a man that works for the police but also sits at a desk?

An office sir.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MEDOcapra
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call a Chinese man who always has the right change

Exact lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chloroform_hero
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What do you call the ghost of a homeless man?

A hoboo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skydude252
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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What do you call a Japanese man who brings cats back from the dead?

A Nekomancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hi_im_Nadeem
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2018
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What do you call an Italian man with arm shorter than the other

Speech impaired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/multifuel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on stage with the band?

Mic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What did the Italian man call his soon to be wife?

His fiatcΓ©

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperHarrierJet
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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What do you call an Indian man buried at the beach?

Sandeep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5thInferno
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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What do you call the frontman of a popular one-man band from Texas?

A lone star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimpleMastodon
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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Why couldn't the man call a sex hotline?

His provider was Virgin Mobile.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duskario
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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The police once got a call about a man stuck between a tape factory and a super glue store...

Let’s just say when they arrived at the scene, the man was in a pretty sticky situation.

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What do you call a man who suffers from the persistent delusion that he's a creature from Irish myth?

A leprechaundriac.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2017
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What do you call a man who communicates using the Internet?

An e-male.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathodood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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What do you call the spirit of a man who was killed by multiple gunshots?

A Holey Ghost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeowMixSong
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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What do you call a circular muscle with the head of a man and the body of a lion?

A Sphinxter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StructuralFailure
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2017
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What do you call the rear end of a part man, part lion?

It's Sphinx-ter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WheresTheWombo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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Dad Advise #34: If you see someone drowning, call the ice cream man

He can get them a float.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synisive
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Why did people call the late man a tiny ass?

Because he was a little behind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K3R3G3
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What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confusedcornish
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bob.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call an Asian man who always has the correct change?

Exact Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifelonglifter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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What do you call a man with no legs or arms when you throw him in the lake

Bob

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