What do you call the Greek version of Spider-Man?
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︎ May 24 2020
I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?
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︎ May 07 2020
What do you call the man who lives without technology and got amputated to the elbows?
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︎ May 07 2020
What do you call a man looking for his wife in the woods?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
What do you call a Mexican man leaving the hospital?
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︎ Apr 30 2020
What do you call a man in the resistance army?
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︎ Mar 18 2020
Why did the German man call the police on Christmas day?
Because his bread was Stollen!
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︎ Dec 21 2019
I saw a man collapse on the pavement and clutch his chest. He begged me to call him a doctor.
So I said: "You're a doctor."
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What did the Baltimore man call his older girlfriend?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
credit: /u/Mustardbyname at /r/Jokes/comments/d2ngk7/its_my_cake_day_today_so_ill_give_you_one_of_my/
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︎ Sep 11 2019
What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I was teaching political correctness to my niece and I said, "Ok let's say there's someone named Michael or Mike for short, and if Mike delivers mail, he's a Mail-man. Similarly if there's someone named Jennifer who's doing the same job what would you call her?"
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︎ Aug 18 2019
What do you call a man that tells the future and has four dark spots around him?
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︎ Aug 17 2019
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob
Edited because I used the darker version by mistake
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︎ Jul 19 2019
What do you call a French man in the water?
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︎ Jul 02 2019
What do you call a man that works for the police but also sits at a desk?
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︎ Feb 19 2019
What do you call a Chinese man who always has the right change
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︎ Jun 07 2019
What do you call the ghost of a homeless man?
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︎ May 18 2019
What do you call a Japanese man who brings cats back from the dead?
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︎ Oct 10 2018
What do you call an Italian man with arm shorter than the other
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︎ Oct 12 2018
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on stage with the band?
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︎ Nov 05 2018
What did the Italian man call his soon to be wife?
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︎ Nov 23 2018
What do you call an Indian man buried at the beach?
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︎ Sep 19 2018
What do you call the frontman of a popular one-man band from Texas?
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︎ May 03 2018
Why couldn't the man call a sex hotline?
His provider was Virgin Mobile.
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︎ Jul 16 2017
The police once got a call about a man stuck between a tape factory and a super glue store...
Letβs just say when they arrived at the scene, the man was in a pretty sticky situation.
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︎ Apr 26 2018
What do you call a man who suffers from the persistent delusion that he's a creature from Irish myth?
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︎ Jun 01 2017
What do you call a man who communicates using the Internet?
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︎ Mar 12 2018
What do you call the spirit of a man who was killed by multiple gunshots?
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︎ Feb 24 2018
What do you call a circular muscle with the head of a man and the body of a lion?
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︎ Jun 02 2017
What do you call the rear end of a part man, part lion?
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︎ Mar 09 2017
Dad Advise #34: If you see someone drowning, call the ice cream man
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︎ Jan 08 2016
What do you call a group of black men given the task of determining the innocence or guilt of a man?
A hung jury.
I'll get my coat.
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︎ Sep 30 2013
Why did people call the late man a tiny ass?
Because he was a little behind.
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︎ Apr 28 2016
What do you call an Irish man bouncing off the walls?
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︎ Aug 08 2019
What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
What do you call an Asian man who always has the correct change?
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︎ Jan 20 2019
What do you call a man with no legs or arms when you throw him in the lake
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︎ Jul 15 2018
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