A man walks into a bar with a small newt on his shoulder. The bartender said, βWhat an interesting pet. Whatβs his name?β βTiny,β the man replied. The bartender said, βThatβs an odd name. Why did you call him Tiny?β
βBecause heβs my newt.β
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What do you call a black man on the Moon?
An astronaut. What's wrong with you?
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What do you call a man born on the seashore?
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What do you call a French man walking on the beach?
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What do you call a jolly man in a red suit sitting on the beach?
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︎ Dec 18 2022
Why did the German man call the police on Christmas day?
Because his bread was Stollen!
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My wife told me that she got a call from the Invisible Man, and he wanted to visited us.
So I said, "Tell him I can't see him."
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What do you call a man with a top hat and a cane that falls down the stairs?
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What do you call a man who fills the stockings of naughty children on Christmas?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water?
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What do you call a man with the heart of a lion?
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︎ Aug 23 2022
What do you call an old Spanish man who lives on a boat in the middle of the ocean?
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︎ Aug 05 2022
What do you call a man who catches fish using the bend in his leg?
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︎ Sep 17 2022
What do you call a one man show where the actor just recites dad jokes?
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︎ Aug 09 2022
What do you call a mad man on the moon?
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︎ Jul 10 2022
What do you call a 900 lb man in the grandstands at a Nascar Race!
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What do you call the life story of a man-eating giant that swings both ways?
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What do you call the man who shreds your cheese at a restaurant?
Not sure, but he seems like a grate guy.
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︎ Oct 14 2021
How do you call a deaf man from the army?
Using sign language, cause he can't hear you
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︎ Jul 13 2022
What do you call a smart gay man who has the same density everywhere in his body...
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︎ Jun 30 2022
The man who invented the umbrella was originally going to call it the Brella...
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︎ Apr 01 2022
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
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Did you hear about the man who couldn't stop blowing his "duck call" whistle?
He was addicted to quack.
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What did the bald man call his rabbit?
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So if a man who is bald on the forehead is said to be smart, and a man who is bald on the top of his head is said to have been thinking too much, what do you call a man who is bald on the forehead AND the top of his head?
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What do you call a man who handles the financials of an ant colony?
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︎ Nov 10 2021
What do you call the surgery for when a woman transitions into a man?
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︎ Oct 21 2021
What do you call an Irish man under the sea?
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︎ Oct 18 2021
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who bounces off the walls?
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What do you call the man who gave us Oregon?
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Who's the sauve, sophisticated ladies' man you call when need to get bailed out of jail?
Bondsman, James Bondsman.
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︎ Jul 21 2021
What do you call a man from the Netherlands who is also flying on a airplane?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
why did the business man make a call to Pennsylvania?
they were business a-phili-ates
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What do you call the 2nd richest man, when he moves to Mexico?
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What do you call the German man that fell into a tub of disinfectant?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
At school they used to call me The Elephant Man.
I like to think it's because I had a good memory.
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I'm tired of the men taking over everything. Like..why we call Iron Man, Iron Man?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?
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︎ Oct 10 2021
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs swimming in the ocean?
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean
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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is floating in the ocean?
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What do you call a man obsessed with the moon?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
The man who invented the umbrella was originally gonna call it "brella"
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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the sea?
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