Cooking up some drugs is easy if u know the steps and calculate the correct dosages
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Something weird happened today. I went to talk to a friend, and he asked me to calculate arcsecant out of the blue.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
There's an easy trick you can use to calculate your IQ
It's 150 minus the number of toilet rolls you have at home
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︎ Mar 25 2020
My son asked me how hard it is to calculate the area of a circle
I told him itβs easy as pi
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︎ Jan 31 2020
For some reason I can't calculate amps and voltage
I don't know watt I'm forgetting
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︎ Apr 19 2020
How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Do you know how to calculate the volume of a pizza with a radius of Z and a thickness of A?
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︎ Jan 30 2019
What's the name of the machine the ancient greeks used to calculate how best to fight hybrid monsters?
The antichimera mechanism.
(I don't know how obscure this is, but if it doesn't make sense click this link)
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︎ Feb 25 2019
What do you call a chicken that calculates how long it will take to cross the road?
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︎ Jul 07 2018
Did you hear about the guy who can't calculate averages?
He wasn't good at math by any means.
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︎ Oct 11 2017
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︎ May 14 2018
What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
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︎ Jan 01 2021
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
I just can't understand why my calculator stopped working....
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︎ Feb 26 2021
TIL that AL Gore created a problem-solving program that did complex calculations once every half-second.
It was an AL Gore rhythm.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Playing rainbow six using Calculator as a controller
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︎ Aug 22 2020
A minute ago my calculator was fine and now, mysteriously, it's not working.
Something just doesn't add up.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Whenever I am in doubt, I resort to using my calculator.
I can always count on it.
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Well calculated response
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︎ May 16 2020
When people think of calculators they think the buttons are the most important thing
But it's what's inside that counts
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Ive checked and checked and i just cant work out why my calculator has stopped working!!!
It just doesnβt add up.
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︎ Nov 16 2020
Ah yes the calculator
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Some students needed help calculating the number of food and drinks they'd need for a party. Their teacher responds...
"What's the equation? (occasion)"
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︎ Nov 11 2020
My calculator is missing the minus button....
But on the plus side it still works.
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︎ Jan 26 2020
A boy breaks his calculator just before a big math test
From the shelf beside him, an abacus says "Dont worry kid, you can always count on me"
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︎ Jul 10 2020
Guys, I had a really exhausting day yesterday, filling in forms and calculating the surplus of money I had to pay to the country.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
When I was young, I once asked my dad for a pocket calculator, but he said no.
He said, βWho cares how many pockets you have?β
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︎ May 19 2020
The TSA detained a passenger in possession of a slide rule, compass and calculator...
They said he was carrying weapons of math instruction, and was a member of the Alge-bra movement.
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︎ May 22 2020
Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...
... does it become a calcu-earlier?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Do you know how karma is calculated?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Where does the evil calculator go when he dies?
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︎ Dec 02 2019
Girlfriend got mad when I gave her a box full of ants with calculators for valentines day
Don't understand why, she'd always told me it's little things that count?
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︎ Feb 22 2020
I got a really ugly looking calculator for Christmas.
But it is what is on the inside that counts.
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︎ Dec 18 2018
I'm calculating inertia right now...
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︎ Jan 14 2020
Mate of mine used a modified Fatman in a New Vegas inspired talbetop-RPG. We both found the damage calculation of the lingering damage the GM thought of quite punny:
"Type: Radioactive Fallout, 7d6"
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Everyone is so surprised after getting hit by a calculator...
... I guess they weren't counting on it
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︎ Aug 06 2018
I handed my dad a calculator for his birthday. with a dissapointed scowl on his face, he asked me...
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︎ Nov 18 2019
What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What works faster than a calculator?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Whatβs Faster Than a Calculator
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︎ Jan 19 2021
I donβt understand why my calculator just stopped working.
It just doesnβt add up.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I canβt understand why my calculator just stopped working
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I can't understand why my calculator just stopped working
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I canβt understand why my calculator wont work.
It just doesnβt add up.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
I asked my dad if he could buy me a pocket calculator.
He said, βWhy? You donβt know how many pockets you have?β
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︎ Mar 29 2020
Why are calculators so dependable?
Because you can always count on them
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Weird how my calculator has stopped working...
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︎ Jun 24 2019
My calculator is missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, ...it still works.
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︎ Aug 05 2018
I have an old calculator thatβs missing the minus button.
But on the plus side, it still works.
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︎ Jun 18 2019
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