The bartender goes: "Don't start anything here"
I told him it's between 8am and 1pm.
I said probably trying to start some shit.
She said it was CURRENT-ly available.
I laughed my ass off. She didn’t get it. I explained. Got a dirty look.
.... worth it.
He said: No, we haven't even got any leads.
To tie his ox
Joke by my 9 year old brother
So I had to ground him
The bartender says, "You can stay but don't try to start anything."
You can only get them on dish.
The bartender says, "You'll be served sometime between 7am and 2pm."
Brain: “I’d like a pint for my friend and I”
Bartender: “Sorry, sir I can’t serve you”
Brain: “Why not?!”
Bartender: “Well, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”
The Port side.
He didn't want to pay an early termination fee.
Apparently they are being held for battery charges.
So there were 6 of us...
With freezing rain pouring down on us at the end of a long work day, and in the middle of a daunting task- pulling underground cables, linking four transformers together (a task where something goes wrong about 50% of the time)
There is a jet line (pulling line) attached to the head of the cable being ran, and as we are nearing completion I hear my foreman (standing at the endpoint) yell "THE JET LINE IS FRAYING!!!".
Without pause I scream back "I was a FRAYED this would happen!"
The tension on the line ceases, and I look around and see 5 blank expressions just staring back at me.
Best day of my comedic life
Without hesitating, I respond, "You know, that's knot in a cord with what most people call good manners."
I have been using an Ethernet cable more than anything else.
You can say we have poor communication which makes it difficult to connect.
It was the director's cut.
I was in the mall with my family. A guy is in the mall with a pair of jumper cables (Legit jumper cables in the mall and I don’t know why) he got on the escalator ahead of me. I tapped him on the shoulder and told him, “Hey, don’t try to start anything in here”
One's a British WASP, and the other is a USB.
It was a Sata-casion
Orders a beer. The bartender say, "Look, I'll go ahead and serve you, but you better not try to start something."
I'm powerless without it
I need to take an Anker Management class.
The man goes into the fancy restaurant and have a discussion with the host:
Host Sir, you cannot come in here with out a belt. We have standards.
The man goes out to his car and puts on a belt fashioned out of some rope. He goes back in.
Host Alright.... I guess you have a belt....You still need a jacket.
The man goes back out to his car and fishes out a jacket his wore to a wedding a year ago. He shares it off, brushes it with his hand, and puts it on.
Host Ok. You still need a tie. It is required.
The man goes out to his car. He doesn't have a tie. He puts on jumper cables and makes a perfect Windsor knot.
Host You have a belt and a jacket. I guess you have a tie.
Just don't try to start something....
Are very good at burying the lead.
It was a load of bull
The bartender said "I'll serve you, BUT DON'T START ANYTHING!"
The bartender says “i’ll serve you, but don’t start anything!”
The bartender said, you can come in, just don't start anything
Bartender says “Don’t start anything!”
I told him it’s between 8am and 1pm
The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything!"
The bartender looks up warily and says, "You can stay but you better not try to start anything".
Bouncer says "you better not try to start anything."
“, but don’t start anything”
“I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
And ask for a drink the bartender says sure but don't start anything
Bar tender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything".
The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”
