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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-TacoMan
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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What would be bananas without 'b'?

Pineapple (ananas)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/velkyptak
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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I'm not too big a fan of Cardi B, but I like her health conscious sister

Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/euratowel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#

Damn!

I just majorly fucked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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y=mx+b jokes are fine, but..

At some point, we'll have to draw the line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TabCompletion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What is Cardi B’s name after she went to the gym?

Cardi-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/white-shark7
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Who is Cardi-B's healthy sister?

Cardi-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_1337_Canadian
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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My wife asked me what B vitamins I was taking

I told her it's complex.

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Sushi A to sushi B:

'wassa B?'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clascali
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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My underprivileged friend will only listen to the b side of his records.

It’s like he lives on the other side of the tracks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thrillho333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...

Then Soviet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is a personal trainer?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrillinGorilla
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I heard that Cardi B won a certificate for being crazy.

I guess she's a certified freak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Derpvboii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What comes before part B?

Paaaaartaaaaay!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karatebhoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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Police chief: "Why did you arrest Steve Carell, Rainn Wilson, John Krasinski, Jenna Fischer, B. J. Novak, and Ed Helms?"

Deputy: "They were impersonating an office, sir."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wimpykidfan37
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?

Wasabi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissEnce
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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If there were months on an alternative β€œPlanet-B”, would they be named the same?

May-B ....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgraybeard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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B 206
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelly240361
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I saw an old Subaru that was missing a letter B.

I gave it a B-.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Cardi B went into hiding after someone called her a Russian spy

Turns out she cagey B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Westerfield
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What do you call a tricky woman whose initials are P.B.?

Miss Lead!

..Y'know, because Lead is Pb on the periodic table..? All of my friends (okay fine, all one of my friends) just stared at me when I told him.. Thought you folks might appreciate it a little more...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pthelynese
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Why can't mermaids use the letters A or B?

They only know what's below C level

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Its-Draco
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDuJour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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"Dad! I'm so chuffed, I got a B in reading."

"Thats a D, idiot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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b
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unstabilised
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?

Because they're all not 'C's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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My friend told me, β€œYou have a B.A., Master’s, and a Ph.D., but you still act like a moron.”

It was a third degree burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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B without ears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdramanuj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Saw a bunch of guys in the local department store, shouting β€œf#ck”, β€œb#ll&cks”, β€œw#nker”!

Then realised I was in the menswear section.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jnolife
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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B)
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?

Aretha Franklins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Despite getting A-level results of A, B, B, A

it seems that no employer will take a chance on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,

Then soviet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankcompany69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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If pronouncing my 'b's' as 'v's' makes me sound Russian....

....then Soviet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?

Wasa-B!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smusac
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Do you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer ?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashedthoughts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Did you know Cardi-B has a sister?

She's an athletic trainer Her name is Cardi-O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hehe-MCR
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noblegreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Did you know Cardi B has a sister who’s a fitness instructor?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MsToothFairy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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TIL that Cardi B has a sister. She’s a personal trainer.

Her name is Cardi O.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tctitan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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