We call her, Miss Steak.
We will meat again!
Google Meat.
One day a loving husband and father of 2 sons comes home, one of the sons asks him to come upstairs, so he comes upstairs and his son says“dad, im gay” the father, surprised says “well, okay, i still support you son”.
The next day the father comes home to his other son asking him to come upstairs, he goes and the son also comes out as gay, the loving father says “both you and your brother, i wont have any kids, but, i still support you”........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........
The father then walks down stairs to go and play with the family dog(male) and finds him in the backyard humping the neighbors(also male) dog. The father walks back into the house and exclaims
“Does anyone in this house like women”.
His wife taps him on the sholder
A meat and greet
Because they kept butchering the words
He said it was a mis-steak.
Chop chop slow pork
My butcher is going from five days a week to four days a week in order to ease himself into retirement. I don't think I can shop there anymore. It's just too odd having a butcher who can't do cold turkey.
It was not very cleaver.
He said "Sorry man. The steaks are too high."
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
He got a little behind in his work
They got beef.
They really meant it was for butter or for wurst.
Must have been a misteak
May end up being a Miss Steak...
Basically I fear the wurst.
Edit: thanks for my first award ya loonies ;)
Cause he asked if i wanted some beef
They went away empty handed, the steaks were to high.
A steak holder
Pork, eh?
And i noticed a giant T-Bone hanging from the ceiling.
I asked the butcher - Hey, whats this for?
Oh, replied the butcher Thats a compitition we have going. Choose what meat you want to buy and put it on the counter. You can then choose to jump and pull the t-bone down. If you do it in one shot, you get your meat free, otherwise you pay 50% more. Want to have a shot?
Nah I replied Steaks are too high
Is that a good deal or is it just two deer?
It’s a cut above the rest.
He got a little behind in his work.
"Meat Patty"
He got a little behind in his work
He got a little behind in his work.
He got a little behind in his work
he got a little behind in his work.
He refused, because the steaks were too high.
He told me the steaks were too high.
He got a little behind in his work.
