Came up with this joke for my surgeon at the burn center.

What do you call a guy with a thermal injury to his patella?

>!Bernie!<

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Dad joke 101

My dad told my brother to change his bedsheets while his gf is coming..

"I don't want her to get pregnant just by sitting" he said

I'm dyin lmao😂😂

Destruction 100

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This morning my dad was driving me to school.

As we drove down the highway we passed a bunch of fire trucks all parked directly outside of a fitness center. My dad taps me on the shoulder, I turn to look at him, and he says:

"I guess somebody must have burned too many calories"

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