A list of puns related to "Buildon"
I'm proud to be part of a buildOn Community Team that is currently fundraising to build a school in one of the world's economically poorest countries. Our team will soon be traveling to a rural village in a developing country to break ground on this school, and we would appreciate your help!
buildOn is a global nonprofit that has partnered with villages for nearly 30 years to build 1,60+ primary schools in Nicaragua, Haiti, Malawi, Nepal and three West African countries. There are currently more than 215,000 students attending these schools!
We are committed to funding buildOnβs next primary school! By making a tax-deductible donation, you will help us to reach our goal and help to bring the gift of education to people who need it most.
buildOn schools are constructed by volunteers like my team, in partnership with the very people who benefit from them, which means your support not only educates - it also empowers an entire community to lift itself out of poverty.
https://act.buildon.org/fundraiser/2435681
https://act.buildon.org/fundraiser/1442093
Hello everyone!
I would like to thank everyone for reading this post. BuildOn is a nonprofit organization that has built over 1,200 schools in a 30 year span in countries like Nicaragua, Haiti, and Nepal. Currently statisitics show that over 150,000 students are able to go to these schools! The positive impact is that it gives communities hope to overcome poverty.
My girlfriendβs dream since she was little was to go on one of these mission trips. Sheβs the kindest soul, and would do anything to help those less fortunate in need. Unfortunately, sheβs only raised 500/3,500 dollars, and if she doesnβt reach her goal, she has to pay the difference.
However, she doesnβt have the money to cover the rest, and sheβs heartbroken that she wonβt be able to go help the children of Senegal (she loves kids!) Every dollar donated is helping provide the supplies to build the school. Thatβs why Iβm asking the most amazing community I know to please help donate to her page so that we can overcome poverty while making her dream come true!
BuildOn builds schools in seven countries (Nicaragua, Nepal, Burkina Faso, Mali, Malawi, Haiti and Senegal) and operates after-school programs in the U.S. Please donate to my page on act.buildon.org/OverlakeHarry. It only takes $30,000 and as a member of a thirty man club, I only need to raise $3,000. But every dollar counts and kids in rural communities in these countries cannot wait on an education. Over 900 million people cannot read or write. Let's end this together. Donate now!!!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Christopher Walken
First and foremost I am not a financial advisor nor is this financial advice.
I just like the stock.
First off I'd like to start by saying this is my first DD. I'm pretty smooth-brained but I have gained some wrinkles since January. I've been in jacked/zen mode for months now. Recently I made a stupid meme and Benzinga shouted me out and SuperStonk and also never called Gamestop a memestock. So my tits have been through the roof! And I honestly didn't think anything would happen to unjack them.
So he disses GameStop. And disses it hard and vehemently. Even the anchor was like damn dawg chill your goin' kinda hard right now. But no this guy just keeps going. Going as far as to call the conference call shameful! And has the audacity to act like his reasoning is because retail deserves better (all while he's probably managing a huge short position on GME, (not verified just speculatory at this point))
Also his 10$ price evaluation. 10 dollars my ass maybe that's the price they need to get it too to be able to cover and not go insolvent.....but anyways I decided to look him up and went down some rabbit trails. I must say when I found what I found I immediately drove home and opened reddit to start the dd and saw that u/thabat had already posted one and I read the title and was like no fucking way!!! So I read his first and its absolutely excellent. Half of it I read with my jaw literally hanging. But after finishing his dd which is here https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/plas24/the_loop_capital_magic_johnson_credit_suisse_and/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 there were still a few more things I felt I needed to touch on and if I didn't I'd feel guilty for not sharing what I found.
So down the paths of rabbits we go...
I google Anthony Chukumba and click on his linked in profile. See that he's a Managing Director/Senior Research Analyst at Loop Capital Markets.
[We all know you don't go to Harvard for the superior education but the superior connections. Which is fine. No qualms with that.](https://prev
... keep reading on reddit β‘Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
BSCWIN has completed two weeks of existence, and it couldn't be happier about its short time so far. The lottery system has proven to be a success, it has found a diehard community of true BULLS, and the journey doesn't stop here. So what is the next step for BSCWIN Bulls?
Well, BSCWIN Bulls are proud to announce another great achievement in this projectβs young history - in partnership with the buildOn program, BSCWIN has funded a school!
When you join the BSCWIN community, you are investing in a project that:
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Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/robotic-industries/buildone-99-3d-printer-w-wifi-and-auto-bed-levelin
Another cheap 3D printer on Kickstarter: BuildOne has a $99 starting price, wifi and auto bed-leveling. $15 $50 extra if you want a heated PEI bed.
This one's from Erik Kettenburg, the guy behind the Digistump maker dev boards. He has a pretty good reputation for delivering maker electronics from past Kickstarter projects.
Any thoughts from this group?
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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