My nan died in a freak bulldozer accident during the building of my new house.

I only wanted one granny flat :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ijbgtrdzaq
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My husband won’t talk about the house he’s building

I’m worried he’s putting up walls

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waddupmanitsjohn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What did the Daddy Bee say to his Daughter Bee when she was being bad instead of building their house?

You better start bee hiving!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigboozer69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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I’ve heard about new technology capable of building houses way faster than a human

But i need concrete evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwenger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Building a house with dad

Me (picking up a nail from a box) β€œall these nails have the heads on the wrong ends!” Dad (without even stopping to look) β€œyou idiot, those are for the other end of the house!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fretlessbayouboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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My dad just finished building his new house...

I wanted to see it so he sent me this picture. He said.. "you can't really tell how big it is from the picture so check out the front porch."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/editjames
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2016
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How does a penguin build a house ?

He igloos it together ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/619fool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What did Mariah Carey say when her boyfriend bought her an undeveloped property so they could build their dream house?

I don’t want a lot for Christmas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jayrandomer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I tried to build a house from baguettes

Now I live in pain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!!

I may be a little drunk but this is my favourite joke ever and I feel it belongs here because I’ve not seen it here yet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaylsTheOptimist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I was going to build a house made out of books...

But it was too novel a concept

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My friend keeps asking me if I’ll help him build a dock behind his lake house, even though I keep telling him β€œno.”

Honestly, I’m feeling a lot of pier pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I told my friend to build a road from his house to his job

Now he’ll pave the way to success

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Carter16891
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What did the cow build it’s house out of?

Cottage Cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyCosmonaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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How do you build a house with playing cards

Start a Club

Win their hearts

Give them tools and Spades

Pay them with diamonds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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I tried asking some beavers to build me a house...

But they don't give a dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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How did the pessimist build his house

Constructive criticism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPotato1606
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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My construction company failed after a competitor started a viscous rumor that I build houses without a foundation

It was a baseless accusation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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I want to build a giant Robin Williams inspired house

I just hope I can afford the Morkage payment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheerfulsith
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I threw a party tor all the workers who helped build my house. The door guy showed up late...

...but he really knew how to make an entrance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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How did Santa build a house at the North Pole without any nails?

iglooed it!

Bonus joke:

And he did it all by his elf!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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How does a penguin build its house

igloos it together

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sayan_dutta7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloo’s it together!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/archiewalton09
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neutraliscool
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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"How does a penguin build its house?"

"Igloos it together."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Papa-Slick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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How does a penguin build their house?

Igloos it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ALizardKing
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eyeut
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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How does a penguin builds its house?

Igloos it together!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amar610
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpaicSpace7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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How does an eskimo build his house ?

Igloos it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sinki7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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What did the mouse use to build his house?

Cottage cheese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aueagleswr
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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How does a penguin build it's house

Igloos it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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How does a snowman build his house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youareafakenews
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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How does a snowman build his house?

He igloos it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AN_13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2019
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialdavid1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SircFGC
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I once tried asking some beavers to help me build my house...

But they just don’t give a dam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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