Trick question — there's no such thing as a fronco.
I am so independent.
They're terms of endeerment.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
I'd have lots of doe.
Step 1: get a hunting license.
To him, they were just too dear.
A yak of all trades.
Nothing, it's on the house.
What am I gonna do with all these deer?
“I can’t believe I blew 40 bucks in there”
"Shoryuken."
So you can bet your bottom dollar
A man walked into a bar with his dog and ordered a few drinks. At the end of the night, when he got the tab, he was astounded at the $50 check. He calls the bar tender over hoping to strike a deal. “Bartender, I only have 20 bucks I can’t pay for this drink. Let’s make a deal, if my dog can talk then you’ll let me have my drinks for free.” The bartender states, “there is no way that damn dog can talk! Pay me the money!” The man in response states, “No no sir, watch. Spots, what kind of situation are you in when you didn’t study for a test?” The dog, “Ruff!” The man carries on the bit, “See bar tender my dog can talk! You’re in a rough situation when you don’t study!” The bartender, “Now boy don’t play with me now, just pay your tab, that dog can’t talk!” “Well here, I’ll prove it to you. Spots, what texture is sandpaper?” “Ruff!” The bartender reaches hand over the counter, almost touching the man, “I won’t ask again sir.” “I have one more, just watch. Spots, who is the best baseball player?” “Ruff!” The bartender, done being fooled with, throws the man in his dog out of the bar, taking all his money. He looks at his dog sadly, “sorry spots, I guess he doesn’t believe you can talk...” The dog looks up, confused, “maybe I should’ve said DiMaggio.”
No strings attached
I'd have a lot of doll hairs
Oh, never mind... It's pointless.
I couldn't turn it down.
It was a stag party
Isn't that nuts?
Put 5 female pigs and 5 male deers in your backyard.
Congratulations, you now have ten sows and bucks!
One Buck.
It only costs a buck an ear.
They always cluck out too early
Says he just wants to give folks the most bangs for their buck.
A male deer, its only one buck. A female deer is more expensive doe.
So there was a man and woman at a bar. The man says "I bet you 5 bucks this magic water will make me fly!" the woman clearly didn't believe him so she accepted the bet. Sure enough the man jumps off the roof and flies for a bit until he gently goes back to the ground. The girl was amazed! She said "You should market this stuff." "You could make millions!" Still in shock she asks for a drink. She takes a swig and a small crowd forms because this girl is about to jump off of a building. She jumps off and falls onto the pavement. The guy is laughing his head off. Suddenly someone shouts from the crowd "You're a mean drunk superman!"
Deer Abbey.
A buck an ear
With a whole lot of doe
Beer nuts are $1.50 but deer nuts are under a buck
Deer balls. They're under a buck.
Nothing, it’s on the house
One is $1.29 and the other is under a buck
