Wise men followed a Star-Bucks...
If I had a buck for ever deer pun I've made
I have a plan to live on two bucks for the whole next year.
Step 1: get a hunting license.
My Halloween costume - I’m a Buccaneer (buck an ear)
One Shark bucks latte please
What do you call a finance minister who successfully completes his term in the office? BUCK-MINSTER-FULLER-RENE
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it's on the house.
I just won a million bucks!
What am I gonna do with all these deer?
What did Ryu tell Ken when he asked if he could borrow ten bucks?
Why should you keep at least a buck in your back pocket when you go gambling?
So you can bet your bottom dollar
A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky
The husband says, it’s reindeer
For a thousand bucks I'll teach you how to make things levitate
If I got 5 bucks every time my daughter gave her Barbie a haircut
I'd have a lot of doll hairs
A friend offered to sell me their TV for five bucks but said the volume dial was broken.
Did you hear the one about the buck who shed its antlers?
Oh, never mind... It's pointless.
When is five bucks a lot?
Yesterday I had a 10-point, an 8-point, and a 4-point buck in my yard at the same time.
How much did it cost HYDRA to kill Tony Stark’s parents?
Best dad joke I've heard today.. so far
Me: "Are you free tomorrow?"
Dad: "No, I'm 5 bucks tomorrow."
My friend found a deer stuck in a fence. It took him 3 hours, but he was able to rescue it.
He’ll do anything for a buck.
What's a deer's favourite dessert?
Doe-nuts.
How much does each one cost the deer?
One buck.
How did Santa's reindeer look when they got 3 piece tailored suits?
Hay bales for sale. Good price, under a buck.
What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?
I spotted my first deer today
Who knew they could benchpress with those hooves
The term "getting the most bang for your buck" can be applied in a gun store and with a hooker
Why did the deer get braces?
Because he had buck teeth.
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they are Santas Star Bucks!
I got a couple of bucks for Christmas
Hey, deer balls just lowered in price.
Now they’re under a buck.
What can you buy for 20 bucks?
I am finally ready to accept applications for my deer cloning business...
It's for anyone looking to make a quick buck.
How do you make a million bucks?
Why say "twelve dollars", when you could say
When I caught my neighbor attaching a rocket engine to a deer, I immediately reported him to the authorities.
Shame on him for trying to make a quick buck.
Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
Why do I always cook my deer meat at medium rare instead of medium?
There is so much more flavor that way, It’s really a game changer.
What is the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts
Beer nuts are a $1:37. Deer nuts are under a buck.
I'm gonna bet you 50 bucks that I am no longer addicted to gambling
Genie: "What’s your first wish?"
Steve: "I wish I was rich."
Genie: "What’s your second wish, Rich?"
What's the cheapest type of meat?
Deer testicles. They're under a buck!
What did the pirate pay for his earrings?
Weir-Buck
GF: "You're such a weirdo!"
Me: "I'm a Weir-Buck, you're the weir-doe, dear"
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing, it’s on the house
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