Brothels Puns

A list of puns related to "Brothels"

What does the closed sign on a brothel say?

Beat it -- we're closed!

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👤︎ u/snailhighway
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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What does a teenager and a brothel have in common?

Whoremoans

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👤︎ u/loogangello
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call a vegetable grown in a brothel?

A brothel sprout.

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👤︎ u/dorie30
📅︎ May 22 2020
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So a man walks into a monkey brothel in Indonesia

and says "No Homo"

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👤︎ u/throwawheyaccwtf2
📅︎ Jan 04 2020
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What did Julius Caesar say after he conquered a brothel?

Vici, vidi, veni

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👤︎ u/theEluminator
📅︎ Oct 01 2017
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I took my pet to a deer brothel

Got bang for my buck

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👤︎ u/MrLazyTiger
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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Brothel would be a perfect name for a hotel run by brothers, but it's already taken
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👤︎ u/T-Patrick
📅︎ Jul 22 2018
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Why did the brothel smell?

Prosti-toots.

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👤︎ u/paulpfau
📅︎ Feb 21 2019
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local brothel closed down today.

sign on the door said 'beat it, were closed'

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👤︎ u/user13q
📅︎ May 24 2019
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My friend said that he visited a brothel.

He said that it was the worst soup restaurant ever.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Help me remember the pun I had. For a RPG game I was planning an encounter with a walking brothel/whore house (like howl's moving castle)and the whorehouse had a really punny name.

I can only think of "The bone wanderer", but what I had was better than that and I cant remember it. please make suggestions, and maybe it'll be close enough to spark my memory

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👤︎ u/camerawn
📅︎ Feb 12 2018
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A sister was at the brothel offering patrons some puns,

but they didn't want nun.

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👤︎ u/AWYH
📅︎ Jan 17 2018
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Why is the machinist banned from the brothel?

Because he doesn’t pay. He nuts and bolts.

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👤︎ u/Newt24
📅︎ Dec 12 2017
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What did Santa say when he came down the brothel's chimney and saw 3 girls waiting for him? [NSFK]

Ho, ho, ho!

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👤︎ u/ChristianGeek
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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The brothel where the ex-NBA star overdosed may have to close its doors for good...

Because they never received the money that Lamar Odom.

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👤︎ u/patriotminerva
📅︎ Oct 15 2015
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What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

In Homer Simpson voice

Beat it. We’re closed.

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👤︎ u/DcaGuy
📅︎ Sep 07 2017
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What did the sign say on the shut down brothel?

We’re closed, beat it!

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👤︎ u/JCimeno
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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What did the sign say on the outside of a brothel when it was closed?

Beat it

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👤︎ u/Brock_Walker
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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What did the sign on the out of service brothel say?

Beat it, we're closed.

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👤︎ u/Rockboxatx
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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What do a teenager and a brothel have in common

Hormones

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👤︎ u/OregonianSunshine
📅︎ Feb 02 2020
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What does the sign say outside of an out of business brothel?

Beat it. We’re closed.

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👤︎ u/sk1wbw
📅︎ Jan 01 2020
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What does the sign on an brothel that has gone out of business say?

Beat it, we're closed.

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👤︎ u/johnblu5
📅︎ Feb 17 2019
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