Bribe Taking Puns

A list of puns related to "Bribe Taking"

I heard about a politician who was caught taking bribes from a jean company.

He’s in the pocket of big pants.

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👤︎ u/King_Arthur24
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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When i wanted to take the PlayStation controller away from my little brother, I'd bribe him with a candy bar.

It was one of the Twix of the trade.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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The scuba diving boxer was an honest man

even when bribed he refused to take a dive.

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👤︎ u/Stroke_n_Smoke
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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There are many things in the world, that can get you arrested.

Take bribes, for example.

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👤︎ u/ThEitan
📅︎ May 20 2017
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Robots like cookies.

Friend: Did you hear that robots are going to be smarter than humans by 2045? Do you want to build a bunker now or wait for the good, stupid robots and make them do it for us?
Me: Nah, bro. We gotta do it ourselves. The bad robots will retrieve the good robots' memory and find our bunker.
Friend: Maybe we could bribe them with cookies?
Me: I doubt we have enough cookies, robots take megabytes.

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👤︎ u/ArtaxNOOOOOO
📅︎ Jul 06 2014
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