but I had to stop as the other members always gave me the horn.
You use a tuba glue.
A djinn and tonic
So, you know how kids always tell you jokes they make up, and they just suck so, so bad? Well, I'm so proud of my boy, who told me this joke he came up with today. At first I didn't believe he came up with it on his own, but he insisted he just came up with it, and I can't find it on the internet, so....
Anyway, here's the joke (he wanted it posted somewhere...):
What do you call a metal fly?
.... A zipper.
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Trombones
But you have to Fight for Your Right to Part E.
They grab life by the horns.
Sheet Music
They had to banjo
A tromboner
I'll get me coat.
A sax offender
Or else you might get deep vein trombone-sis.
A You-Tuba!
Heavy metal
The doctor tells me it was Deep Vein Trombosis
Tuba-Eats
Because if you've got it, flaut it.
HornPub
With a tuba glue.
Sorry had to post this since all the Tuba scuba jokes keep showing up…
Many Tuba.
Copper
A bugilist
Because they’re Trump-ettes
An anglosaxophone
He was too kinky
A Youtuba
It doesn't matter, he isn't going to come anyways
Or
You can call him "cigarette" and take him out for a drag.
I sure knocked some cents into them.
They couldn’t conduct themselves
I heard he won the nobell prize
They were Alloys
They had to resort to violins.
A tromboner
Trombones!
I'll show myself out.
Trombones.
With a tuba glue.
Trombones
Trombones.
